Apple needs to do something about this

[Wrong Robot]

I was chatting with someone and off-handedly mentioned I use macs, he used this as a window to tell me how much macs suck, and that he would never be caught dead using one:rolleyes:

I'm a veteran of many a silly Mac Vs. PC battle, and frankly I have really grown weary of the whole thing, so I was pretty quick to the "whatever, I like my computer, I'm sure you like yours, whatever works works" but he said something to the effect of "yeah, I just prefer 2 buttons on my mouse" (now he's done it I thought) so I said "my mouse has 3" then he said "okay buddy, stay with your rainbow colored kids computers" (is this guy for real?) which I countered with the "you do know that apple is currently selling no computers with colors other than white and silver?" then I realized I had done what I wished not to do by engaging in the argument in the first place, but it made me realize, that the average PC user still thinks apple makes fruit flavored computers, and the one-button mouse is a critical reason for them to not use apple(or even consider it)

what a waste.

[Eugene]

Shoot him.

[Merovingian]

I just tell people like that to take a quick look at apple.com, and see what they see. m. :err:

[murbot]

Hammer. Head. Boot. Face. Knife. Throat. Fist. Jaw. Urine. Open mouth.

Laughter. Good times.

Tell him next time he's online updating his virus definitions, to swing over to Apple's site and have a look at the hardware. Then say "you are feeling very sleepy", headbutt him, and drag him outside. Sodomise him with a SoundStick and video the whole thing. Show everyone at his work the power of iMovie!

[Matsu]

Choose violence.

[ZO]

Think Napalm™

[alcimedes]

send him a virus over AIM.

[pscates]

Well, this is no one's fault but Apple's...and Apple's alone. They don't lift a finger to address any of this stuff, or to market to anyone outside the current Mac faithful, it seems.

:rolleyes:

Don't get me started...I'm in no mood.

:p

[Telomar]

:lol: I never knew mac users were such a violent lot :p

[bunge]

Give him one of those big spiders people in AO are talking about.

[CosmoNut]

Originally posted by murbot
Sodomise him with a SoundStick and video the whole thing. Show everyone at his work the power of iMovie!

ROFLMAO!!! :lol:

I haven't laughed that hard since I was a little girl, thank you!!!

[hmurchison]

My coworker tries to do the same and I simply verbally beat him down with a recent list of PC Virus.

Sobig

Code Red

yadda yadda yadda. Then tell'em "you better go patch your os"

[rageous]

The one button mouse is not a reason for people to not switch, it's just a reason for them to bash Apple. And when you think about it, it's incredibly retarded.

"Yer computer sucks 'cause yer mouse only has one button you sucking suckwad hurhurhurhur!!!!!"

[Powerdoc]

Originally posted by murbot
[B. Sodomise him with a SoundStick and video the whole thing. Show everyone at his work the power of iMovie! [/B]

Yep, but don't forget to lower the noise level if you don't want to broke your ears while playing I movie .... :D

[Not Unlike Myself]

My God this thread has gotten uncontrolably funny wayyyy to fast. I'm laughing so hard the damn office trolls which stole my coffee cup lid are looking over the partitions...

[murbot]

Originally posted by hmurchison
Sobig

Code Red

"you better go patch your os"

This could have easily been a part of my post, after the SoundStick incident.

:D

[709]

:lol:

[SonOfSylvanus]

Originally posted by murbot
This could have easily been a part of my post, after the SoundStick incident.

:D


:lol: Ahh Ha Ha- Stop it. It hurts... Ha Ha :lol:

[Matt Danger]

Originally posted by Eugene
Shoot him.

Agreed. Shoot him.

[ast3r3x]

Edit: <snip>

Nevermind probably can't say that on AI.

[TigerWoods99]

Give me his address and I'll do a drive-by on his @$$.

Just be like "Dont be dissin my computer dogg, or Ima put a cap in yo neon light case!"...for real, we gotta make sure nobody steps on our turf and talks ish...otherwise we make sure they aint gon leave.

I roll wit Macintosh.

[pscates]

Yes.

[Dog Almighty]

Recently all my friend's PC's have been dying and they've been less adamant to engage in a Mac versus PC fight. They're finding things out for themselves, now. I feel so proud.

[Amorph]

Spraypaint his PC case pink while he's gone, and superglue a Barbie doll to the top.

Oh, and an Apple sticker.

Then, if he doesn't die of mortification, shoot him.

[Dog Almighty]

Originally posted by Amorph
Spraypaint his PC case pink while he's gone, and superglue a Barbie doll to the top.

Oh, and an Apple sticker.

Then, if he doesn't die of mortification, shoot him.

:lol:

http://temagami.carleton.ca/jmc/cnews/18022000/n6photo.jpg

[MacUsers]

Originally posted by Dog Almighty
:lol:

http://temagami.carleton.ca/jmc/cnews/18022000/n6photo.jpg

:lol: :lol: :lol: That is his right?

[pscates]

Originally posted by Dog Almighty
:lol:

http://temagami.carleton.ca/jmc/cnews/18022000/n6photo.jpg

OMG, that actually looks COOL! :p

I mean, ignore the flowers and whatnot, but look at that cool little "mini-tower/cube" thing on the left (with a handle, no less).

Encase it in white glossy plastic (or aluminum), stick a 1.4GHz G4, 64MB graphics, the standard I/O and a SuperDrive in it. Slap an Apple logo on it and there's your damn "headless iMac" or "Cube 2" half you guys squawk about every other day!

:)

[CosmoNut]

Oh great! Now visions of the Flower Power iMac are dancing in my head.

(pounds fists against temples) GET IT OUT! GET IT OUT!

:p

[Amorph]

C0NF1RM3D!!!11!!

Apple to ship Flower Power Barbie Cube (Paul Scates special edition) with complementary Colt .45 for shooting silly PC users.

And if you thought Aqua was bright...