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Existence
09-23-2004, 12:14 AM
...so claims this group of liberal christains known as Sojourners.

http://www.sojo.net/

They have enough funds for full-page ads in the NYT and other major newspapers across the country.

rageous
09-23-2004, 12:26 AM
Originally posted by Existence
...so claims this group of liberal christains known as Sojourners.

http://www.sojo.net/

They have enough funds for full-page ads in the NYT and other major newspapers across the country.

Newsflash: God doesn't give a fuck about political affiliations in one of the many countries that litter Tera Firma.

FormerLurker
09-23-2004, 01:19 AM
Yes He is.
He told me so Himself.
Blasphemer!!
:devil: :err: :???: :rolleyes: :grumble: :p

tonton
09-23-2004, 06:21 AM
Liar!
Blasphemer!
Praise Jesus!
6969696969696969696969696969

Aquatic
09-23-2004, 04:39 PM
Yeah no kidding you flaming douchebag. God talks to Bush every day. Of course he's Republican. He's also a He. And I hear He's white too. Sorry ladies, non-white people, and liberals, and everyone else not rich and Republican.

Wrong Robot
09-23-2004, 05:00 PM
What next are you going to try and tell me Jesus wasn't a hippy? :rolleyes:

Outsider
09-23-2004, 11:12 PM
Originally posted by Wrong Robot
What next are you going to try and tell me Jesus wasn't a hippy? :rolleyes: Someone told me Jesus was one of those joos. But the Bible doesn't say he controlled any banks or nothing.

Wrong Robot
09-23-2004, 11:14 PM
Originally posted by Outsider
Someone told me Jesus was one of those joos. But the Bible doesn't say he controlled any banks or nothing.

That may be, but he definitely lead Mel Gibson to the bank.

segovius
09-24-2004, 02:44 AM
Originally posted by Wrong Robot
That may be, but he definitely lead Mel Gibson to the bank.

Would have happened anyway, Mel Gibson was always a bit of a banker.

:devil:

tonton
09-24-2004, 04:11 AM
Originally posted by segovius
Would have happened anyway, Mel Gibson was always a bit of a banker.

:devil:

LOL!

I get the British humour there. Almost went over my head.

bauman
09-24-2004, 04:03 PM
Way to only quote half the article. :rolleyes:

God is Not a Republican. Or a Democrat.

http://go.sojo.net/img/gv2/custom_images/sojourners/040813_petition_large.gif

rok
09-24-2004, 04:10 PM
Originally posted by Existence
...so claims this group of liberal christains known as Sojourners.

http://www.sojo.net/

They have enough funds for full-page ads in the NYT and other major newspapers across the country.

yeah, so? every church in louisiana takes out full-page ads in the new orleans times-pic... my favorite was a man saying that he once "lived an unsatisfying homosexual lifestyle." but once he accepted his heterosexuality, he realized peace with his wife.

i mean, sh!t, dinner table discussions must be fun in that household.

crazychester
09-24-2004, 04:23 PM
Originally posted by segovius
Would have happened anyway, Mel Gibson was always a bit of a banker.

Sir Govius!

Hello. :)


Originally posted by tonton
I get the British humour there. Almost went over my head.
Please tell me you're joking. Pleeeeeease.

segovius
09-24-2004, 04:26 PM
Originally posted by crazychester
Sir Govius!

Hello. :)



;)

Hassan i Sabbah
09-24-2004, 05:22 PM
I don't know if God is a Republican or a

THIS JUST IN.

GEORGE WALKER BUSH IS THE ANTICHRIST. (http://www.bushisantichrist.com/)

There are probably dozens of websites claiming the same thing but if there are any as thorough, comprehensive and, well, damn convincing as this, I'll be surprised.

Hassan i Sabbah
09-24-2004, 05:23 PM
Well, I'm convinced, don't know about y

THIS JUST IN.

GEORGE WALKER BUSH IS THE LORD. (http://bushislord.com/)

Now I don't know what to think.

Hassan i Sabbah
09-24-2004, 05:25 PM
[edit: image threw the formatting to shit]

Existence
09-24-2004, 05:45 PM
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2004/09/24/politics/main645393.shtml

Outsider
09-24-2004, 07:42 PM
Originally posted by Hassan i Sabbah
Well, I'm convinced, don't know about y

THIS JUST IN.

GEORGE WALKER BUSH IS THE LORD. (http://bushislord.com/)

Now I don't know what to think. That's the most thorough joke site I've seen in a while. :lol:

faust9
09-24-2004, 07:48 PM
http://www.autonomedia.org/images/bushlord.jpg

rageous
09-25-2004, 12:10 AM
No site rivals whitehouse.org for thoroughness and humor.

Anders
09-25-2004, 02:52 AM
Vote democratic or your neighbourhood will suffer. (http://www.angryfinger.org/images/GODvsBUSH.gif)

bunge
09-25-2004, 07:40 AM
Originally posted by Hassan i Sabbah
Now I don't know what to think.

I think it's much easier to make him look like the devil.

Hmmmmm....