Funny Fake Quotes

[Fellowship]

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"I actually did vote for John Kerry, before I voted against him"


Fellows

[Fellowship]

"Bush "Storms" Florida"

[SDW2001]

I actually was for cheeze whiz, before I was against it.

[MarcUK]

"Creation Science"

LMAO :D

[segovius]

"I am convinced man and fish can live in harmony"....uh....no, wait....that one's real.....

[MarcUK]

Whats your sig mean? seg

[segovius]

Originally posted by MarcUK
Whats your sig mean? seg

Not really sure - I think at some time I must have wanted some form of separate forum for religious nutters like myself.....

[MarcUK]

Originally posted by segovius
Not really sure - I think at some time I must have wanted some form of separate forum for religious nutters like myself.....

What is your religion?

[segovius]

Originally posted by MarcUK
What is your religion?

I'm one of those radical terrorist bomb the west return of the Caliphate types this week I think.

Aren't we heading into PM territory ?

[MarcUK]

Originally posted by segovius
I'm one of those radical terrorist bomb the west return of the Caliphate types this week I think.

Oh, thats OK then.

[Hassan i Sabbah]

Originally posted by segovius
I'm one of those radical terrorist bomb the west return of the Caliphate types this week I think.

My man.

[Placebo]

"I'm being a necrophile for Halloween, wanna be my corpse?"


(That's a pick up line, by the way) :smokey: :p

[tonton]

"I invented the internet".

Can't get any more fake than that.

[Outsider]

"I won the election fair and square." (with a straight face)

[rageous]

"Arguing by using other people's quotes is retarded."

- rageous