Best political bumper stickers

[madmax559]

Might as well get in some humour in here
Post the one you saw & liked
Doesn't matter what party its for/against
as long as its humorous.



seen on the rear of a car

"More trees, less bush"

[Hassan i Sabbah]

http://storetn.cafepress.com/5/12263885_F_store.jpg

[Hassan i Sabbah]

http://whitehouse.org/images/gs/b-groupthink.gif

[Hassan i Sabbah]

http://storetn.cafepress.com/4/4415524_F_store.jpg

[Hassan i Sabbah]

Oh god, these are priceless.

http://storetn.cafepress.com/1/16370331_F_store.jpg
http://storetn.cafepress.com/7/7292037_F_store.jpg

More here. (http://www.cafepress.com/thewhitehouse/52760)

[MarcUK]

http://www.evolvefish.com/fish/media/S-WeCreatingEnemies.gif

[groverat]

I have a feeling that "Post the one you saw & liked" means bumper stickers you have actually seen on cars while walking/driving around in the flesh world.

[Hassan i Sabbah]

Originally posted by groverat
I have a feeling that "Post the one you saw & liked" means bumper stickers you have actually seen on cars while walking/driving around in the flesh world.
Oh yeah. Oops.

[MarcUK]

Originally posted by groverat
I have a feeling that "Post the one you saw & liked" means bumper stickers you have actually seen on cars while walking/driving around in the flesh world.

sorry,

I saw this once, "Capri owners do it under the bonnet"

[DanMacMan]

http://www.thoseshirts.com/images/imaow2-square.gifhttp://www.thoseshirts.com/images/99-square.gif
http://www.thoseshirts.com/images/upyours-square.gifhttp://www.thoseshirts.com/images/face-square.gif

[Placebo]

But we're a damn good 1%.

[a_greer]

Saw one tonight that I liked: "Smile, your mom was pro life!"

[crazychester]

Well, it's not a bumper sticker at all but the idea of getting ticked off by groverat sounds like it might be rather exciting in a slightly perverted kind of way so what the heck. These have been floating around the web for a week or two so some of you may already be familiar with them.

http://img196.exs.cx/img196/6707/george4zf.jpg

I especially like the way the photos are quite arty. Adds a bit of class to the project. Anyway, get your pooflags here (http://www.madeyouthink.org/flags.htm). I got mine. I got sate sticks. I got the glue. And I'm looking forward to doo-ing George.

[midwinter]

I wish this were a bumper sticker:

http://homepage.mac.com/scottrogers_/jesussticker.jpg

[pfflam]

Here's one some friends made up . . .though it is just barely political:

" eschew obsessive obsfucational sesquipedelianism "

[midwinter]

Originally posted by pfflam
Here's one some friends made up . . .though it is just barely political:

" eschew obsessive obsfucational sesquipedelianism "

Now you're just being sesquipedalian.

[Scott]

My Guns Are Safer Than Ted Kennedy's Car.

I haven't actually seen that one. One I did see was.

10 out of 10 Terrorist agree. Anyone but Bush.

[Gene Clean]

"A village in Texas, is missing its idiot."

Saw it about 3 months ago on a white Corola.

[Jubelum]

"Infidel on Board"

"Conscientious Objector to Democratic Bullshit"

"It takes Kerry to burn a village"

[groverat]

http://img173.exs.cx/img173/3647/classytruck3ju.th.jpg (http://img173.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img173&image=classytruck3ju.jpg)

Check out that bit of patriotism, baby!

[pfflam]

Originally posted by groverat
http://img173.exs.cx/img173/3647/classytruck3ju.th.jpg (http://img173.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img173&image=classytruck3ju.jpg)

Check out that bit of patriotism, baby! :wow:
That is truly depressing.

[shetline]

Originally posted by DanMacMan
http://www.thoseshirts.com/images/imaow2-square.gifhttp://www.thoseshirts.com/images/99-square.gif
http://www.thoseshirts.com/images/upyours-square.gifhttp://www.thoseshirts.com/images/face-square.gif
What's "funny" about these bumper stickers is the aggressive arrogance of them. Oh, liberal bumper stickers can certainly be snide enough, but there's a whole lot more high-school bully attitude to these. They'd seem to fit well on a car along with "My kid can beat up your honor student", on the car of a parent who is actually proud that his kid beats up honor students.

[Anders]

Originally posted by groverat
http://img173.exs.cx/img173/3647/classytruck3ju.th.jpg (http://img173.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img173&image=classytruck3ju.jpg)

Check out that bit of patriotism, baby!

Look at his license plate. Only in America can a person suffering from missing brain drive a car.

I don´t care if he is 300 pounds and 7 feet high. If I had ever met that car it would not be in such a pristine quality it is on that picture.

[Anders]

http://dsu.net/typo3temp/7bd427b1b5.jpg

The official poster from the social democrats youth organization, showing our liberal (liberal means right winged here) prime minister dancing with his supporter in the parliament, the leader of "the national racis..." I mean "danish peoples party". And yes its dirty dancing because their social policies and policies towards immigrants and fugitives are dirty.

Last elections poster was better and the timing (right after the release of Titanic) was better (and this years poster is merely a bad copy of it):

http://www.kommunikationsforum.dk/log/katastrofe.jpg

"From the makers of "the minimum state" and "xenophobia"

Course of Catastrophy"

[midwinter]

Originally posted by groverat
Check out that bit of patriotism, baby!

Where'd you get a picture of my truck?!?

[Anders]

Dear AI members. Please say goodbye our former member midwinter, IP 132.32.265.12, 34 Arlington Road, Beckers, Utah.

[applenut]

Originally posted by shetline
What's "funny" about these bumper stickers is the aggressive arrogance of them. Oh, liberal bumper stickers can certainly be snide enough, but there's a whole lot more high-school bully attitude to these. They'd seem to fit well on a car along with "My kid can beat up your honor student", on the car of a parent who is actually proud that his kid beats up honor students.

give me a break. walk down telegraph ave here in berkeley and see some of the immature shit people stick on bumper stickers or shirts. liberals can be just as bad or in my experience much worse.

[Placebo]

Originally posted by a_greer
Saw one tonight that I liked: "Smile, your mom was pro life!"
That's pretty clever.

[Placebo]

http://img174.exs.cx/img174/999/disabled5jz.jpg

You can only wonder what kind of disability would make someone buy those bumper stickers.

[Placebo]

Originally posted by pfflam
:wow:
That is truly depressing.
Do you think the same guy made this UrbanDictionary entry?

http://img6.exs.cx/img6/5589/tsunami4nl.jpg

[midwinter]

Originally posted by Anders
Dear AI members. Please say goodbye our former member midwinter, IP 132.32.265.12, 34 Arlington Road, Beckers, Utah.

Where the hell is Beckers?

Oh yeah! That's where my cousin lives!

[sammi jo]

"Bush Knew, Cheney Did It"

[dmz]

Originally posted by midwinter
Where the hell is Beckers?

Oh yeah! That's where my cousin lives!


if he is really posting your addy -- I hope you don't have this (http://counterterror.typepad.com/the_counterterrorism_blog/2005/01/christians_on_p.html) to worry about.

:wow:

One page from barsomyat.com features a group of photographs of a Syrian Christian, "Joseph," who now lives in Canada._ Barsomyat.com's users have posted personal information about Joseph, including his brother's parole status, and make clear that they are actively trying to track down his current address.


Subscribers also post explicit warnings to Joseph._ One comment states, "Know, oh Christian, that you are not far from us and you are under our watchful eyes!"_ Another user remarks, "Laugh, oh Chrisitan, and soon you will see a big hit."
.........

Hossam Armanious, a Coptic Christian from Jersey City, N.J., who was found murdered ....... received a death threat from a Muslim PalTalk user:_ "You'd better stop this bull ... or we are going to track you down like a chicken and kill you."_ On January 14, Armanious and his family -- including two daughters, ages 15 and 8 -- were found killed in their Jersey City home, bound and gagged with their throats slashed.

.........

One user posted a photograph of Hossam Armanious and wrote, "This is a picture of the filthy dog, curser of Muhammad, and a photo of his filthy wife, curser of Muhammad._ They got what they deserved for their actions in America."

[Anders]

Originally posted by dmz
if he is really posting your addy -- I hope you don't have this (http://counterterror.typepad.com/the_counterterrorism_blog/2005/01/christians_on_p.html) to worry about.

:wow:

Originally posted by Anders
Dear AI members. Please say goodbye our former member midwinter, IP 132.32.265.12, 34 Arlington Road, Beckers, Utah.

;)

[midwinter]

Originally posted by Anders
...265...

Oh man. I didn't even CATCH that! You are such a nerd.

[dmz]

Originally posted by midwinter
Oh man. I didn't even CATCH that! You are such a nerd.


That's a relief -- I can just see a bunch of angry danes showing up at your place!


http://www.history-people.co.uk/Viking%20Raids%202_files/viking_battle.jpg

[Outsider]

I've seen, "when Clinton lied, nobody died."

[midwinter]

Originally posted by Outsider
I've seen, "when Clinton lied, nobody died."

I just saw that one today driving home for lunch. Was that you?

[FormerLurker]

along the same lines -
It's better to screw an intern, than your country.

[Placebo]

What's the whole deal with screwing interns?

[midwinter]

Originally posted by Placebo
What's the whole deal with screwing interns?

No gonna touch this one.

[Anders]

Originally posted by FormerLurker
along the same lines -
It's better to screw an intern, than your country.

It was my sig for a long time :)

[curiousuburb]

While not purely a political bumper sticker...

On an old (WWII) soldier's car:

"If you can read this, thank a teacher... If it's in English, thank a veteran."

[midwinter]

Originally posted by curiousuburb
While not purely a political bumper sticker...

On an old (WWII) soldier's car:

"If you can read this, thank a teacher... If it's in English, thank a veteran."

/me looks around for a Russian WWII vet to thank...

[groverat]

Visualize whirled peas

[Placebo]

Originally posted by midwinter
No gonna touch this one.
Oh, sorry, I thought it predated the Clinton administration; I guess I was wrong on this one.

[Outsider]

Originally posted by midwinter
I just saw that one today driving home for lunch. Was that you? Yeah, and I hate my Connecticut to California commute by the way. ;)

[midwinter]

Originally posted by Outsider
Yeah, and I hate my Connecticut to California commute by the way. ;)

Hell, you think that's bad? My commute sucks. Yucatan Peninsula to Fairbanks, Alaska. We must've just cross paths in Utah when I was on my way home for lunch. Go figure. ;)