American G.I. Kidnapped in Iraq.

[Aries 1B]

Our Invincible Terrorist Enemy has kidnapped an American G.I. (tentatively identified as one 'Cody Banks'). They've posted a picture on their web site and are demanding the release of their fellow terrorists in 72 hours. Read all about it here: G.I. Kidnapped in Iraq. (http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=42654)

Dear God, his mother is already pleading for his life here. (http://www.jihadwatch.org/archives/2005/02/004897print.html)

I, I can't go on.


Aries 1B


The Life of Brian comes to mind: "I shall welease 'Wodderick!" Starring the Purple Fingered Voters of Iraq as The Crowd and Our Invincible Terrorist Enemy as Pontius Pilate. : )




:) :) :)

[e1618978]

In other news, saturated fat is bad for you and wine makes you drunk.

How is the kidnapping of one soldier surprising, or significant (outside of the purely personal tragedy of his family)?

[hardeeharhar]

Originally posted by e1618978
In other news, saturated fat is bad for you and wine makes you drunk.

How is the kidnapping of one soldier surprising, or significant (outside of the purely personal tragedy of his family)?

Its funny because its fake.

[e1618978]

Originally posted by hardeeharhar
Its funny because its fake.

oh - I should RTFA, sorry

[Wrong Robot]

Originally posted by hardeeharhar
Its funny because its fake.

It's also funny because he didn't realize it was fake before posting.

[Aries 1B]

I am totally flabbergasted by this story. A G.I. Joe! What next, Cabbage Patch Dolls?! How do you maintain (or start) a climate of terror when your terror targets are laughing their asses off at you? I mean, Saturday Night Live should be great this weekend!

Aries 1B

[Aries 1B]

Originally posted by e1618978
oh - I should RTFA, sorry

No worries. ;)



Aries 1B

[Scott]

I think it's racially insensitive to use a black GI Joe.

[Gene Clean]

Originally posted by Scott
I think it's racially insensitive to use a black GI Joe.

I think its racially insensitive for you to tell us we shouldn't use a black G.I.

He's like us; black or white, what does it matter?

I see you're playing on your 'racist' card these days...

[Hassan i Sabbah]

Originally posted by Scott
I think it's racially insensitive to use a black GI Joe.
I preferred it when you were banging on about The Jews all the time.

[Common Man]

Is the insurgency getting a little desparate?

[Common Man]

In other news, W has captured OBL !

http://www.lonestartimes.com/content/images/osama.jpg

[Scott]

Originally posted by Gene Clean
I think its racially insensitive for you to tell us we shouldn't use a black G.I.

He's like us; black or white, what does it matter?

I see you're playing on your 'racist' card these days...

Who's "we"? What were you using a black GI Joe for? Sick-o.

[Hassan i Sabbah]

Originally posted by Scott
Who's "we"? What were you using a black GI Joe for? Sick-o.
I think they were using a GI who happened to be black.

And I think that for everybody else the ancestry of said GI is secondary to his status as a plastic toy.

[Gene Clean]

Originally posted by Scott
Who's "we"? What were you using a black GI Joe for? Sick-o.

funny scottie. go eat some kosher meat now.

[Aries 1B]

Originally posted by Hassan i Sabbah
I think they were using a GI who happened to be black.

And I think that for everybody else the ancestry of said GI is secondary to his status as a plastic toy.

So he was kidnapped because he comes from oil?!!!

The plot thins!

: )

Aries 1B

(See, if he's plastic now, then, at one time, he was oil, right?)

[Hassan i Sabbah]

Originally posted by Gene Clean
funny scottie. go eat some kosher meat now.
Er, dude. Not cool.

[Gene Clean]

Originally posted by Hassan i Sabbah
Er, dude. Not cool.

It was a joke?

:???:

[Scott]

I have some hotdogs.

[burningwheel]

Originally posted by Common Man
In other news, W has captured OBL !

http://www.lonestartimes.com/content/images/osama.jpg

:)