segovius
06-13-2005, 02:23 PM
Well actually he isn't because he's dead and even if he wasn't he would be if he ever set foot there because he is an extremist Sunni who has raised killing Shi'ites to an artform, but I digress....
According to the White Ho...err... I mean News 24, Osama is not only in Iran but he is in and out of Iran on a regular basis (http://www.news24.com/News24/World/News/0,,2-10-1462_1720191,00.html).
In fact he has a frequent flyer Air Miles deal worked out and a suite at the Teheran Hilton.
This little gem comes from the notorious 'Ali' who features prominently in Weldon's 'book' Countdown to Terror (gotta love those academic egghead titles) which is a masterpiece of pure comedy gold - if you can forget that it's main design is to legitimize thousands more innocent deaths.
So basically they're trotting out the old 'Osama' routine again (as if they cared about him anyway) to get the sheep bleating in tune with the war drums - and just for good measure they wheeled out Zarqawi too last week. He also is 'in and out of Iran'. Wooden leg, mortal death wound and all.
And in case we don't get the subtext here the Bush admin has also been keeping an eye on the upcoming elections in the country (unlike our allies Saudi and Uzbekistan, there are actually elections in Iran and, shock horror, it seems women can vote ! ).
Of course the US want to support this democratic process and have issued their own unique message of support to the Irani voters itching to exert their democratic rights:
Boycott the Elections !!!!! (http://www.iranian.ws/iran_news/publish/article_7295.shtml)
Make it up you could not.
Baa.
Edit: PS - no need to alert the authorities to haul me in for questioning, this thread is not about Iraq - I purposefully changed the Q at the end to an N.
:D:devil:
According to the White Ho...err... I mean News 24, Osama is not only in Iran but he is in and out of Iran on a regular basis (http://www.news24.com/News24/World/News/0,,2-10-1462_1720191,00.html).
In fact he has a frequent flyer Air Miles deal worked out and a suite at the Teheran Hilton.
This little gem comes from the notorious 'Ali' who features prominently in Weldon's 'book' Countdown to Terror (gotta love those academic egghead titles) which is a masterpiece of pure comedy gold - if you can forget that it's main design is to legitimize thousands more innocent deaths.
So basically they're trotting out the old 'Osama' routine again (as if they cared about him anyway) to get the sheep bleating in tune with the war drums - and just for good measure they wheeled out Zarqawi too last week. He also is 'in and out of Iran'. Wooden leg, mortal death wound and all.
And in case we don't get the subtext here the Bush admin has also been keeping an eye on the upcoming elections in the country (unlike our allies Saudi and Uzbekistan, there are actually elections in Iran and, shock horror, it seems women can vote ! ).
Of course the US want to support this democratic process and have issued their own unique message of support to the Irani voters itching to exert their democratic rights:
Boycott the Elections !!!!! (http://www.iranian.ws/iran_news/publish/article_7295.shtml)
Make it up you could not.
Baa.
Edit: PS - no need to alert the authorities to haul me in for questioning, this thread is not about Iraq - I purposefully changed the Q at the end to an N.
:D:devil: