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midwinter
05-19-2006, 11:18 AM
Caption this picture:

http://static.flickr.com/56/149282336_7af65c82c2.jpg
hardeeharhar
05-19-2006, 11:20 AM
If that drier gets out of hand one more time...
trumptman
05-19-2006, 11:59 AM
A good southern wife doesn't just insure her husband's blue jeans are clean, she insures his gun is polished and loaded as well.

Nick
southside grabowski
05-19-2006, 12:15 PM
Did I leave my door unlocked? How did you get that?
BRussell
05-19-2006, 12:25 PM
"Dwight, you left your gun in your pants pocket, and it went through the wash again."
MarcUK
05-19-2006, 12:34 PM
Originally posted by southside grabowski
Did I leave my door unlocked? How did you get that?

You'd be much better off putting your sense of humour to good work - like that!
Kishan
05-19-2006, 01:31 PM
Really... I'm just happy to see you...
segovius
05-19-2006, 03:00 PM
Reverend Luce was so eager to get to the Teen Mania rally on time he forgot his 'Christian Message for the Gay Community' witnessing tools.
CosmoNut
05-19-2006, 03:20 PM
Because of the skyrocketing costs of designer jeans, some owners feel it necessary to take precautionary measures to avoid being jean-jacked.
709
05-19-2006, 04:47 PM
"I married you against my father's wishes, I beared you your multiple monsters, I spread my legs for you with no hope of return affection, and I've done your laundry for 20 fucking years...now it's your turn to do the right thing.

P.S. Put the washcloth behind your head when you do it. I've cleaned up enough of your damn messes."
hardeeharhar
05-19-2006, 05:41 PM
Housewives everywhere are arming themselves against the sock gnomes.
ipodandimac
05-20-2006, 10:53 PM
Got the blood off.
Voxapps
05-20-2006, 11:22 PM
If that fabric softener bear (http://www.tvacres.com/adanimals_snuggles.htm) pops out of the dryer one more time, I swear I'm blowing his little fuzzy butt to laundry heaven!
dmz
05-20-2006, 11:26 PM
Maid's day off at the Eastwood mansion.
BR
05-21-2006, 12:18 AM
Mister Pants in the Laundry Room with the Revolver. I win!
Splinemodel
05-21-2006, 01:08 AM
A Kenmore? Are you fucking kidding?
Gene Clean
05-21-2006, 01:44 AM
"Hey... and I thought this thing was just a washing machine."
curiousuburb
05-22-2006, 03:29 PM
Stonewash and Acidwash are old and busted. Pistolwhipped jeans are teh new hotness.
curiousuburb
05-22-2006, 03:32 PM
or:

Items rejected by Blonde laundry maid who read it was an 'automatic' dryer.
thuh Freak
05-22-2006, 03:46 PM
somone's planning a party and forgot to pack the whiskey.
blackbird_1.0
05-22-2006, 03:58 PM
"Honey, you left your gun in your pants again."

(Oh well, I tried)