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shetline
11-10-2006, 04:39 PM
...and that's just the beginning of the liberal agenda!

Raise the top tax rate to 99.44%, for all income over the poverty level!
Give tax credits for abortions!
Classify marijuana as a vegetable for school lunch programs!
Teach incest and bestiality in kindergarten!
Ban Christmas and replace it with a national summer holiday celebrating the birthday of Che Guevara!
Ban all prayer, public and private!
Replace all references to God on bills, coinage, in the Pledge, etc., with either Darwin or Satan!
Confiscate all SUVs and melt them down to make Priuses and bicycles!
Legalize baby eating!

And remember, we have to do this fast, and have our fun while it lasts, before we cripple our national defenses and let Al Qaeda come storming in to nuke our cities, slaughter half of us, and convert the survivors to Islam! Woo hoo!
JupiterOne
11-10-2006, 04:45 PM
Dude, what got into you? Just find out you have to work over the weekend or something? :lol:
Frank777
11-10-2006, 05:01 PM
Don't be silly Shetline.

That's where the GOP went wrong. Too much focus on the negative, and too many different points.

New theme for 2008: Save the Cheerleader, Save the World!
hardeeharhar
11-10-2006, 05:35 PM
No. The cheerleader must die.
shetline
11-10-2006, 05:37 PM
Don't be silly Shetline.

That's where the GOP went wrong. Too much focus on the negative, and too many different points.

New theme for 2008: Save the Cheerleader, Save the World!
It seems pretty positive to me. :???: :D

We can save the Cheerleader, but we can do more. We need a bold vision, a plan... a 50 depravities initiative! We sloganeer all of that for short, however. Maybe, "Sex, Drugs, and Great Gas Mileage".
mydo
11-10-2006, 05:54 PM
Prosecute Christopher Columbus posthumously for war crimes and genocide.
Frank777
11-10-2006, 06:12 PM
No. The cheerleader must die.

What is it with you liberals and the Culture of Death?
We must immediately muster all those Pro-Life Democrats who were elected in the Heartland.

How can you win Middle America's hearts and minds if you cut and run from saving the Cheerleader?
shetline
11-10-2006, 06:15 PM
How can you win Middle America's hearts and minds if you cut and run from saving the Cheerleader?
After we save her, can we make her eat a baby and marry a woman?
Frank777
11-10-2006, 06:17 PM
Oh, so now you want to save her. Typical liberal flip-flopping on the issue.
addabox
11-10-2006, 06:18 PM
How about eat a woman and marry a baby? It's a winning formula.
trumptman
11-10-2006, 08:41 PM
Prosecute Christopher Columbus posthumously for war crimes and genocide.

Dude, that might have to be added to my sig.

Nick
SDW2001
11-11-2006, 10:39 AM
...and that's just the beginning of the liberal agenda!

Raise the top tax rate to 99.44%, for all income over the poverty level!
Give tax credits for abortions!
Classify marijuana as a vegetable for school lunch programs!
Teach incest and bestiality in kindergarten!
Ban Christmas and replace it with a national summer holiday celebrating the birthday of Che Guevara!
Ban all prayer, public and private!
Replace all references to God on bills, coinage, in the Pledge, etc., with either Darwin or Satan!
Confiscate all SUVs and melt them down to make Priuses and bicycles!
Legalize baby eating!

And remember, we have to do this fast, and have our fun while it lasts, before we cripple our national defenses and let Al Qaeda come storming in to nuke our cities, slaughter half of us, and convert the survivors to Islam! Woo hoo!


I support all of that! :)
addabox
11-11-2006, 11:52 AM
I support all of that! :)

Flop flipper!