Song Lyrics That Sound Dirty, But Aren't

[midwinter]

Simple enough: post song lyrics that sound dirty, but aren't. I'll begin:

"Come on, Baby." (too many artists to list)

[yama]

I dunno about "dirty", but I find "Every Breath You Take" by The Police to be deeply creepy..

Every breath you take
And every move you make
Every bond you break, every step you take
Ill be watching you

Every single day
And every word you say
Every game you play, every night you stay
Ill be watching you

Oh, cant you see
You belong to me?
How my poor heart aches
With every step you take
Every move you make
Every vow you break
Every smile you fake, every claim you stake
Ill be watching you

Since youve gone Ive been lost without a trace
I dream at night, I can only see your face
I look around, but its you I cant replace
I feel so cold, and I long for your embrace
I keep crying baby, baby please,
Oh, cant you see
You belong to me?
How my poor heart aches
With every step you take
Every move you make
Every vow you break
Every smile you fake, every claim you stake
Ill be watching you
Every move you make, every step you take
Ill be watching you
Ill be watching you


That song has "stalker" written all over it.

[MagicFingers]

If You See Kay- April Wine. I heard this song when I was probably about 11-12 yrs old. I had no clue that it was spelling a dirty word 'til someone pointed it out to me. I guess my mind wasn't always in the gutter;)


Well the first thing I remember, was the way she smiled
And the way she looked at me, drivin me wild
She was dressed to kill in her five inch heels, her painted on satin pants
She had the look of need, like, give it to me, I dedided I should take a chance

If you see kay, tell her I want her
If you see kay, tell her I need her
If you see kay, tell her I want her now

[tonton]

'Scuse me, while I kiss the sky."

My mom, and a lot of other people, heard it as "'Scuse me, while I kiss this guy." :lol:

Now listen to the Hendrix version of "Gloria". That's dirty... :p

[Sherman Homan]

Some people think this song has a double entendre, I for one can't see it, it seems pretty clear that it is a nice wholesome song about the beauty of ballroom dancing:

AC/DC- "BIG BALLS"

I'm rather upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all
CHORUS:
I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all
And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody comes and comes again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire
CHORUS
Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night

[Corkurk]

Simple enough: post song lyrics that sound dirty, but aren't. I'll begin:

"Come on, Baby." (too many artists to list)

Or the 80's variation - "Come on Eileen"

:)

[midwinter]

Or the 80's variation - "Come on Eileen"

:)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[El Capitan]

Blinded by the light always sounded suspicious to me.

like a douche.

[iPoster]

Some people think this song has a double entendre, I for one can't see it, it seems pretty clear that it is a nice wholesome song about the beauty of ballroom dancing:

AC/DC- "BIG BALLS"

http://www.orlyowl.com/orly.jpg

That song always reminds me of high school, we would go to the local all-night diner with the music juke boxes in the booth, and crank that song at maximum volume! :D

[theapplegenius]

I dunno about "dirty", but I find "Every Breath You Take" by The Police to be deeply creepy..

That song has "stalker" written all over it.

Well, now you know what the song is about :devil:

[SpcMs]

Chef - Chocolate Salty Balls

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Two Tablespoons of cinnamon, and 2 or 3 eggwhites
Half a stick of butter, meeeelted..
Stick it all in a bowl baby, Stir it with a wooden spoon
Mix in a Cup of Flour, you'll be in heaven soon
Say everybody have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick Pick-me-up
Just stick my balls in your mouth!
Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls,
Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
they're packed full of vitamins, and good for you,
So suck on My balls!

Quarter cup of unsweeted chocolate, and half cup of brandy
Then throw in a bag or two of sugar, and just a pinch of vanilla
Grease up the cookiesheet, cos i hate when my balls stick
Then Preheat the oven to 350, and give that spoon a lick
Say everybody have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick Pick me up
Just stick my balls in your mouth...
Suck on my chocolate salty balls
Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
they're packed full of goodness, high in Fibre
Suck on My balls!

[sniff sniff] Hey, wait a minute, what's that smell?
Smells like something burning
Well, that don't confront me none
As long as I get my rent paid on the Friday.
Baby you'd better get back in the Kitchen..
Cos i've gotta Sneaking Suspicion..
Oh man baby, baby! You just burnt my balls!

Someone help me, my balls are on fire!
Get some ice baby! My balls are Burning!
Get some water, pour some water on me!
My Balls are burning!
Help me, Blow on em, Blow on em, do something!
Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls
Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
Put em out baby, Blow em!
Suck on my balls, baby! Suck on my balls Baby!
Suck on my red hot, salty, chocolate balls
Put em out baby, hoo, hoo
Suck on my balls...

[Guybrush Threepwood]

Winner winner, chicken dinner!

[@_@ Artman]

Yeah, the harder they come, the harder they'll fall one and all
What I say now, what I say now, awww
What I say now, what I say one time
The harder they come the harder they'll fall one and all
Ooh the harder they come the harder they'll fall one and all (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGE4dnrPPZQ)

[tonton]

RS - "You make a dead man come."

[s.metcalf]

Kate Bush's "The Man With the Child In His Eyes" is such a beautiful song, but I can't help thinking of how perverse the lyrics could be in a certain context....

"I realise he's there when I turn the light off and turn over"..."he's here again...the man with the child in his eyes"... "when I stay up late he's always waiting"...

:wow: :lol:

[CosmoNut]

I dunno about "dirty", but I find "Every Breath You Take" by The Police to be deeply creepy..

That song has "stalker" written all over it.

The Police have said it's actually about the gub-ment keeping it's peepers on us.

[Flounder]

Ani DiFranco, Swan Dive:

"Im cradling the softest, warmest part of you in my hands"

Broken Social Scene, Lover's spit

"All these people drinking lover's spit. Sit around, clean their face with it"

and

"All these people drinking lover's spit. Swallowing words while giving head."

[tonton]

Give it Away - RHCP

Isn't it a song about screwing everybody? Straight, gay, incest, paedo, everything in that song is about how you should "put it in you" no matter who you are or what your relationship to Anthony Kiedis.

[midwinter]

Bump!

Heat Wave

"Whenever I'm with him
Something inside
Starts to burning"

[KingOfSomewhereHot]

Well, since midwinter bumped it, I'll add my favorite...

"Why don't we get drunk and screw?!" ... no beatin' around the bush from Jimmy :)

[Splinemodel]

Some people think this song has a double entendre, I for one can't see it, it seems pretty clear that it is a nice wholesome song about the beauty of ballroom dancing:

AC/DC- "BIG BALLS"


Minor league when compared to "Givin' the Dog a Bone."

[SpamSandwich]

RS - "You make a dead man come."

I thought the thread was "lyrics that sound dirty, but AREN'T". This doesn't fit your criteria, unless of course, you're a flasher.

[MacBookAir77]

I dunno about "dirty", but I find "Every Breath You Take" by The Police to be deeply creepy..



That song has "stalker" written all over it.

lol I was laughing for like 20mins. after I read this

[midwinter]

lol I was laughing for like 20mins. after I read this

I chuckled and then remembered what 2008 minus 1995 equals.

By the same token, I don't know why, but I suspect that "Afternoon Delight" may make a couple of references to sex. ;)

[SDW2001]

Personally I never go the meaningt this song:

Now I hope you don't get mad at me
But I told Nate you was a freak
He said he wants a slut, hope you don't mind
I told him how you like it from behind

;)

[Rich-Myster]

you let me violate you
you let me desecrate you
you let me penetrate you
you let me complicate you

help me
i broke apart my insides
help me
i've got no soul to sell
help me
the only thing that works for me
help me get away from myself

i want to fuck you like an animal
i want to feel you from the inside
i want to fuck you like an animal
my whole existence is flawed
you get me closer to god

You can have my isolation
You can have the hate that it brings
You can have my absence of faith
You can have my everything

help me
tear down my reason
help me
it's your sex i can smell
help me
you make me perfect
help me
think of somebody else

i want to fuck you like an animal
i want to feel you from the inside
i want to fuck you like an animal
my whole existence is flawed

you
get
me closer to god

through every forest
above the trees
within my stomach
scraped off my knees
i drink the honey
from inide your hive
you are the reason i stay alive

[midwinter]

I'm now officially convinced that subtlety and nuance are things of the past. Maybe I should start a thread about "lyrics that are dirty" and see if people post a bunch of lyrics that are totally, absolutely, not dirty at all.


At any rate, this NIN lyric works because "I want to fuck you like an animal" TOTALLY sounds dirty but isn't. See, he means "fuck" more like the German "fickt," which means "fuck," but it's in German!

[dmz]

...so there was this bunk bed that Ikea sold in Gremany -- the product was named Gutvik... :lol::lol::lol:




:wow:






:lol::lol::lol:

[midwinter]

...so there was this bunk bed that Ikea sold in Gremany -- the product was named Gutvik... :lol::lol::lol:

Har. Gotta love those problems with language. Gut "Vik," huh?

[dmz]

Har. Gotta love those problems with language. Gut "Vik," huh?
Hee hee -- it was either Wal-Mart or McDonalds who told their employees to smile at the customers there in zeh fathaland, most people assumed that their checkers were flirting with them.

I already did the one about the Spanish got milk? campaign that came across as "are you lactating?" didn't I?

[midwinter]

Hee hee -- it was either Wal-Mart or McDonalds who told their employees to smile at the customers there in zeh fathaland, most people assumed that their checkers were flirting with them.

I already did the one about the Spanish got milk? campaign that came across as "are you lactating?" didn't I?

Heh. My understanding, though, is that WM just doesn't do that well in Germany mostly because of the following:

1) It's against the law to sell for less than you purchased for.
2) Everything has to close at 7:00 (am I right? It's been a while since I was in Germany and in a position to notice [that is, although I was recently there, I had no interaction with stores).
3) The only real advantage of WM is the convenience of everything being in one place. But that's usually how it is in the city centers anyway.

As for Micky Dee's...my expat buddy in Wuppertal tells me that before McDonald's came to town, you couldn't really get take out coffee.

[dmz]

That's interesting. Speaking of coffee, I read that Starbuck's is doing a good job penetrating the european market, even Austria.

[hardeeharhar]

That's interesting. Speaking of coffee, I read that Starbuck's is doing a good job penetrating the european market, even Austria.
We'd all love to take Austria over our knee, but I hear France is more into spankings...

[Splinemodel]

I'm now officially convinced that subtlety and nuance are things of the past.

Sensibilities have changed. Subtlety and nuance are still alive, just not when pertaining to sexual material.

[midwinter]

Sensibilities have changed. Subtlety and nuance are still alive, just not when pertaining to sexual material.

Wait. Are you being ironic? I can't tell anymore. :p

[dmz]

I'm now officially convinced that subtlety and nuance are things of the past.
midwinter -- I think we're at the point where "Satire herself stands mute."

[djbamber]

Some people think this song has a double entendre, I for one can't see it, it seems pretty clear that it is a nice wholesome song about the beauty of ballroom dancing:

AC/DC- "BIG BALLS"

I'm rather upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all
CHORUS:
I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all
And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody comes and comes again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire
CHORUS
Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night
The Balls that AC/DC are singing about was a brand name of Italian designer jeans when it was written.

[midwinter]

The Balls that AC/DC are singing about was a brand name of Italian designer jeans when it was written.

That would explain this bit:


Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night


No. Wait. It doesn't.

[Rich-Myster]

That would explain this bit:



No. Wait. It doesn't.
hahahahahahahaha

[datamodel]

My wife quite like Shania twain, but for several years thought the line in (I think it's called) "Man, I feel like a woman" where she sings "combing my hair, doin' a dare" was actually Shania singing about having "cum in my hair, doin' a dare"

It actually fits the rest of the song pretty well...

Sorry.

Martin.

[Bageljoey]

Well, I remember when I was just a young lad, the time I heard "I've got a brand new pair of roller skates/ and you've got a brand new key" and took it for a song about sexual awakening. Seemed rather blatant to me but the one person I mentioned it to in conversation looked at me like I had two heads so I never brought it up again.

Course, if you think I am totally wrong, then it falls into the category off the original thread (at least for me).

[MacBookAir77]

I remember once when its was the last day of school in the fifth some one had this song on there car really loud:
"Lets talk about sex baby,
Lets talk about bubbles in the tub,"
thats all I remember and the day after that all lot of people had iPods

[MacBookAir77]

Do the Dew sounds worng

[midwinter]

Do the Dew sounds worng

Can't sound worse that "The Pea is the place."

[tonton]

"I'm not an effigy" by Ministry

Sounds like he's in the closet, denying his sexuality, "I'm not an f-a-g."