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FloorJack
09-30-2008, 03:34 PM
I got an email from the neighborhood watch telling us to look out for "yard sign" theft. If we see anyone stealing a yard sign we should call the police and report all "yard sign" theft to the police.

Then I see this at WSJ (world greatest and most honest news organization).

In Sign of the Times, Global Village
Gathers to Watch a Sign
Viewers Monitor a Front Yard in Oregon; Squirrels and Other Thrills (http://online.wsj.com/public/article/SB122264086842483853.html?mod=blog)

Preston Fosback and his mother, Kristine, were shocked when their Obama sign was stolen one night in April from the front yard of their Portland, Ore., home.

When they put up another one nine days ago, that, too, was swiped within hours. Undeterred, they made their own sign and put it up the next day.

But this time, 16-year-old Preston had a plan: He set up a video camera inside the house and trained it on the sign from behind a window. He figured he would catch the thief on film, should he return. He hooked up the camera to a Web site that provides live streaming. He wrote a few words on the site explaining its purpose.

And then, the handmade sign with red, uneven letters went global.

A few people started watching the video, which shows the sign next to another sign endorsing a local candidate, beside a flowerbed. The only reliable action consists of the occasional car passing in the background.

Still, by that first evening, more than 100 people were watching. The next day, when Preston checked the site during lunch at school, more than 450 were there, not only from around the U.S. but as far away as Australia, Sri Lanka and Japan.
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Considering no matter who you're voting for the yard signs are priced at a level to be a political contribution I would think that replacing stolen signs would help the candidate even more. It's an honor to have your yard sign stolen so you can buy another one.


Anyway I hope no one where I live calls the cops over a yard sign napping. We have actual nappings going on where I live. Can you imagine the cops eye rolling when a "yard sign" call comes in. Oooofa!

FloorJack
09-30-2008, 03:37 PM
For those that want to help protect the Obama yard sign here's a link to the stream...

ObamaSignCCTV1 (http://www.ustream.tv/channel/obama-sign-cctv-1)


Maybe Biden can sue them for copyright infringement?

FormerLurker
09-30-2008, 03:38 PM
I think I'll set up a CafePress shop to sell small stickers that say, "This Sign Protected By Smith & Wesson".

I'm-a gonna clean UP!!

FloorJack
09-30-2008, 03:41 PM
Don't tas' my yard sign bro.

BRussell
10-01-2008, 11:04 AM
I don't know if this quite fits into this thread, but I have a friend who is an Obama volunteer. Currently she spends an hour or two a couple times a week making phone calls for Obama. The stories she tells are hilarious. She's had several men say they'd do/screw/etc. Sarah Palin. They just volunteer it when she asks them if they've decided on their vote yet. She's also had several people make racist comments about why they're not voting for Obama - "I'm not voting for a black guy." And she says a significant percentage of people get extremely angry - like, yelling and threatening - when she calls. Apparently all of these are very common experiences among the group of women making phone calls.

FloorJack
10-01-2008, 01:46 PM
Working the phone bank has got to be the worst. When do the robo calls kick in?

@_@ Artman
10-01-2008, 03:39 PM
Vandals destroy, deface political signs across Dallas-Fort Worth (http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/latestnews/stories/100208dnmetpoliticalsigns.cdf82fa3.html)

Joseph Paranteau woke up on a recent morning and realized that the John McCain sign on his front lawn was nowhere to be found. In its place stood a Barack Obama sign.

At first, the Plano homeowner thought it was a joke from of one of his friends, but as he looked down the street he knew something was amiss. Dozens of McCain signs on Belgium Drive had disappeared overnight and been replaced with Obama signs. Others were defaced to say “McPain.”

“The reason it bothered me was the people who did it — whether they be juveniles or adults — tried to take away someone’s political voice,” said Mr. Paranteau, 41, who reported the crime to police. “It saddens me. I would have rather have someone knock on my door and ask me about John McCain.”

:embarrass

Also: I didn't know that McCain signs are free and Obama signs cost $5.00. Well that's it, I'm voting for McCain. :no:

addabox
10-01-2008, 03:42 PM
Oh goody. We've reached the point in the election where anecdotal accounts of yard sign vandalism will be broadly interpreted as evidence of the jackbooted police state to come.

@_@ Artman
10-01-2008, 04:08 PM
http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g255/artman46/muslin.jpg

Neighbor posts anti-Obama sign (http://www.cnn.com/video/?/video/us/2008/09/30/pallone.obama.sign.cf13) CNN Video.

BRussell
10-01-2008, 04:19 PM
Working the phone bank has got to be the worst. When do the robo calls kick in?

I can't imagine doing it. Everybody hates telemarketers.

FloorJack
10-01-2008, 04:20 PM
:embarrass

Also: I didn't know that McCain signs are free and Obama signs cost $5.00. Well that's it, I'm voting for McCain. :no:

If you go to the web sites the Obama signs are like $15 and the McCain ones are $10. I guess that says something. I bet you're willing to go to the local office they are free?