Happy Festivus.

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in General Discussion edited January 2014
Frank: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had -- but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way.



Kramer: What happened to the doll?



Frank: It was destroyed. But out of that, a new holiday was born -- a Festivus for the rest of us!

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  • Reply 1 of 9
    artman @_@artman @_@ Posts: 2,546member
    <img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" />
  • Reply 2 of 9
    artman @_@artman @_@ Posts: 2,546member
    <img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" />
  • Reply 3 of 9
    nonhumannonhuman Posts: 131member
    I'll go drag the pole out of the crawl-space. Who wants to start with the feats of strength?
  • Reply 4 of 9
    ghost_user_nameghost_user_name Posts: 22,667member
    No tinsel. remember.
  • Reply 5 of 9
    codenamecodename Posts: 57member
    Before we get the pole, let us release our anger at those we hate.



    On with the airing of grievances!



    You were always ugly as a child.



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  • Reply 6 of 9
    fran441fran441 Posts: 3,715member
    The scary thing is that we 'celebrated' this holiday in my old debate class. We had a shopping cart full McDonald's balls we chucked at each other while crouching behind tables as a substitute to the feats of strength.



    We had a pole and everything.



    What a scary holiday.
  • Reply 7 of 9
    zozo Posts: 3,117member
    Happy Festivus to you too!



    We tell that to eachother at times around here... always brings a smile
  • Reply 8 of 9
    pscatespscates Posts: 5,847member
    Giddyup!
  • Reply 9 of 9
    emaneman Posts: 7,204member
    Happy festivus!!! That was one of my favorite episodes of Seinfeld.
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