Georges the Horny Dolphin...

artman @_@artman @_@
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in General Discussion edited January 2014
They can be so human-like sometimes...



<a href="http://www.cnn.com/2002/WORLD/europe/06/04/uk.dolphin/index.html"; target="_blank">Amorous dolphin targeting swimmers</a>

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  • Reply 1 of 18
    rick1138rick1138 Posts: 938member
    There was a dolphin in Florida a few years ago doing the same thing.
  • Reply 2 of 18
    mac the forkmac the fork Posts: 722member
    He should be arrested for bestiality.
  • Reply 3 of 18
    rick1138rick1138 Posts: 938member
    Come to think of it a dolphin brushed up against me about a week ago.
  • Reply 4 of 18
    cdhostagecdhostage Posts: 1,038member
    Only humans can be held responsible for their actions. Animals are incapable of making moral decisions. That is my definition of a human - I realize that I've just downgraded everyone under 14 or so, and quite a few above it. And who and what is moral anyway? Refusing sexual relations from your sister? Not having recreational drugs with your friends (ethanol is a drug)? Hmm... not speaking until spoken to? There's all sorts of definitions of morality.

    So I guess my definition sucks. Perhaps an arbitrary limit would be better. Any genetic human 18 years or older is considered capable of making decisions. Rats. What about the insane and the morons?

    And pretty soon, genetic engineering will come along. So "human" will have to be a broader definition. And genegeneering will enable other animals to gain complexity in the proper lobes for speech - it wouldn't take much altering to get a chimp to sign like a pro! I mean, the higher apes can sign like human retards... they can't talk though - their tongues are clumsy. Maybe that can be genegeneered too...



    Anyway... animals are worth nothing in my estimation. if he's annoying or worse ENDANGERING people the situation must be corrected. Those who don't want to kill the dolphin can have him moved to some other place. I'd just have him shot the next time he humps some poor swimmer.
  • Reply 5 of 18
    rick1138rick1138 Posts: 938member
    Have you ever met a dolphin in the wild? If so you would probably think otherwise.
  • Reply 6 of 18
    bryan furybryan fury Posts: 169member
    they should stuff him.. <img src="graemlins/smokin.gif" border="0" alt="[Chilling]" />
  • Reply 7 of 18
    g4dudeg4dude Posts: 1,016member
    Damn, getting raped by a dolphin is pretty sick. Which brings up the question of who would YOU rather get raped by?:

    a)Bea Arthur

    b)Meat Loaf (the singer not the food, pervert!)

    c)Michael Jackson

    d)Jared the Subway dude

    e)Barbara Bush

    f)Laura Bush

    g)Hillary Clinton

    h)Georges the Horny Dolphin



    [ 06-05-2002: Message edited by: G4Dude ]</p>
  • Reply 8 of 18
    powerdocpowerdoc Posts: 8,123member
    the article said that this dolphin should be relocated in France where it's forbidden to dive and swim with dolphins : it lead me to some conclusions :

    - the brit are more attractive (at least for dolphins)

    - you have not the right to mate with dolphins in France

    <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />
  • Reply 9 of 18
    ebbyebby Posts: 3,110member
    Kinda feel sorry for the dolphin. Can't even score with his own dolphin-chicks, so he has to date outside his species. I bet Darwin has something to say about this.



    Shipping the dolphin somewhere else is a short-term solution. Just wait for the raging, 400 pound, sex-deprived, maniac of a dolphin to find his way back home! :eek:







    [ 06-05-2002: Message edited by: Ebby ]</p>
  • Reply 10 of 18
    bryan furybryan fury Posts: 169member
    bonkin every type of aquatic species as he swims on his merry way..



    imagine some of the cross breeds he could produce !



    half dolphin , half porcupine ... bet that was a painful session..
  • Reply 11 of 18
    artman @_@artman @_@ Posts: 2,546member
    [quote]Originally posted by cdhostage:

    <strong>Anyway... animals are worth nothing in my estimation. if he's annoying or worse ENDANGERING people the situation must be corrected. Those who don't want to kill the dolphin can have him moved to some other place. I'd just have him shot the next time he humps some poor swimmer.</strong><hr></blockquote>



    They are worth everything if they are understood for their actions (which usually are caused by our intrusion into their habitat) and treated well. If not then the chain of nature (evolution) collapses.



    <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2002/TECH/science/06/04/life.whales.reut/index.html"; target="_blank">Another great example of this.</a>



    Anyways...<a href="http://www.dolphinsex.org/"; target="_blank">I found this searching through Google.</a> Now that's sick... :eek:
  • Reply 12 of 18
    groveratgroverat Posts: 10,872member
    Dolphins are the only thing it is illegal to have sex with in France.
  • Reply 13 of 18
    powerdocpowerdoc Posts: 8,123member
    [quote]Originally posted by groverat:

    <strong>Dolphins are the only thing it is illegal to have sex with in France.</strong><hr></blockquote>



    Hmm you seems to be very well informed on that subject Groverat
  • Reply 14 of 18
    groveratgroverat Posts: 10,872member
    <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />
  • Reply 15 of 18
    paulpaul Posts: 5,278member
    [quote]Originally posted by Artman @_@:

    <strong>Anyways...<a href="http://www.dolphinsex.org/"; target="_blank">I found this searching through Google.</a> Now that's sick... :eek: </strong><hr></blockquote>



    [quote] One thing to note. Whether you masturbate or mate a fin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk to them and most importantly, show them you love them. This is essential, as it helps to strengthen the bond between you. Like a way of saying that this wasn't just a one-night fling. The dolphins appreciate it, and they will want your company more the next time you visit them.

    <hr></blockquote>

    :eek: <img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" /> :eek: <img src="graemlins/oyvey.gif" border="0" alt="[No]" />





    [ 06-05-2002: Message edited by: Paul ]</p>
  • Reply 16 of 18
    cdhostagecdhostage Posts: 1,038member
    Come on, guys. Dolphinsex.org is a joke. Harry prefers girls, anyway. Wonder how he can tell the ifference. maybe we smell different. Do sea mammals have senses of smell?



    What we need is a new smilie. Like this one







    only with a dolphin.



    New Monty Python insult - may you be molested by a French dolphin!
  • Reply 17 of 18
    rick1138rick1138 Posts: 938member
    Some do,somehave very excellent sense of smell.Sharks,though not mammals can smell very blood that is very dilute with seawater.
  • Reply 18 of 18
    artman @_@artman @_@ Posts: 2,546member




    <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />
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