What's you favorite swear/curse word?

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My favorite curse work is F u c k. It's the only word i know of that is a noun, verb, adjective and adverb. It is perhaps the most versitile word in the english language. You can take any sentence and add **** or some dirivitive. Maybe twice or three times even.



I'm curious about swearing in other languages. What are you favorite curse words in other languages? (Sorry Mods)
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  • Reply 1 of 30
    pfflampfflam Posts: 5,053member
    ****
  • Reply 2 of 30
    splinemodelsplinemodel Posts: 7,311member
    It's not really a swear word, but I probably use b i t c h the most, in one of many forms. When I was working construction, I could sling around the f-word with the best of 'em, but I've been trying to cut back.
  • Reply 3 of 30
    samantha joanne ollendalesamantha joanne ollendale Posts: 468member
    My 'favorite' one, because it's short, sweet and to the point is "F U C K". But cuss words only have an impact if used, rarely, and with pointed intent, and as a *last* resort, in anger or when really making a point. If you use the word when people don't expect it, it has a great dynamic and surprise element and makes someone take notice. When used in every sentence, as an adjective, adverb, noun or verb, it just becomes another sound, a grunt without meaning. As in a piece of music, a composer won't use a huge orchestral crash in every measure
  • Reply 4 of 30
    artman @_@artman @_@ Posts: 2,546member
    @#&;*$%!!!
  • Reply 5 of 30
    hmurchisonhmurchison Posts: 12,425member
    C U N T
  • Reply 6 of 30
    pushermanpusherman Posts: 410member
    Those are all good standard curse words, but my favorite by a mile is "cockslap." It can be used both to refer to a person, or an event. As in...



    "Dude, why don't you stop being a fuckin cockslap and give me the remote control?"



    or



    "So, I was going like five miles over the speed limit, and this cop pulls me over and decides he has to search my car. Fortunately I didn't have anything in there, but it was such a cockslap anyway."
  • Reply 7 of 30
    cdhostagecdhostage Posts: 1,038member
    stink

    darn you to heck



    When people say **** You, I say Thank You. Really gets them off guard.
  • Reply 8 of 30
    ibrowseibrowse Posts: 1,749member
    Windows

    You can say "Oh man, that's so Windows"

    or "Ah, what a bunch of Windows"

    or "It got all Windows on me, and stopped working"

    or even, in an extreme case

    "How about you make like Windows, and get a blue screen of death?!?!"
  • Reply 9 of 30
    cdhostagecdhostage Posts: 1,038member
    For use when describing the person who knows his/her place on the ladder perfectly (and it's higher than you).



    dripping *******



    This is a rather different use of ******* than in common American language, where it describes a mean person. (Funny that it does, since it seems to suggest submissiveness to me... whatever). This person will gladly wipe the Boss' ass after he's had leaky diarrhea, but when he speaks to you he's rude, low, and domineering.
  • Reply 10 of 30
    powerdocpowerdoc Posts: 8,123member
    the most popular word in french is merde (translation : s h i t)



    My favorite swear sentence : he merde putain fait chier. However i avoid to use it in public
  • Reply 11 of 30
    groveratgroverat Posts: 10,872member
    #1: bastard

    #2: son of a whore

    #3: mother bitch

    #4: fuck

    #5: motherfucker
  • Reply 11 of 30
    malleusmaleficarummalleusmaleficarum Posts: 15member
    I'm a big fan of vas te foutre.

    In english, i would have to say "motherfvcker" is my all time favorite. followed closely by "stupid cvnt"



    My mom would kill me if she ever heard me say that.
  • Reply 13 of 30
    outsideroutsider Posts: 6,008member
    The two worse words in English is F*** and C**t. But as of late the C-word has become more offensive. I rarely use that one if ever. i think there is more taboo on it because it usually denotes the female and is much less PC. And it's much less versatile.
  • Reply 14 of 30
    powerdocpowerdoc Posts: 8,123member
    [quote]Originally posted by MalleusMaleficarum:

    <strong>I'm a big fan of vas te foutre.

    In english, i would have to say "motherfvcker" is my all time favorite. followed closely by "stupid cvnt"



    My mom would kill me if she ever heard me say that. </strong><hr></blockquote>



    the sentance is va te faire foutre which means go somewhere to be ****ed



    mother****er is rather translate by enculé de ta mere.
  • Reply 15 of 30
    thoth2thoth2 Posts: 277member
    poopoohead is my personal fave.

    Along with fartknocker.



    Thoth
  • Reply 16 of 30
    hmurchisonhmurchison Posts: 12,425member
    My best friends EX used to get mad and call him "Dicksmack" I had to fight to keep from laughing!! <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />
  • Reply 17 of 30
    pfflampfflam Posts: 5,053member
    C U N T is actually a legitimate word, with a long history and has only become a swear word reletively recently (according to Mary Daly) . . . its all a matter of how it is said.





    my other favorite curse word, besides ****, is the more accurate *******-***-****!!!!
  • Reply 18 of 30
    jambojambo Posts: 3,036member
    My favorite used to be fuck but ever since watching American Beauty it's got to be cunt.



    J :cool:
  • Reply 19 of 30
    ghost_user_nameghost_user_name Posts: 22,667member
    [quote]Originally posted by cdhostage:

    <strong>

    When people say **** You, I say Thank You. Really gets them off guard.</strong><hr></blockquote>



    You're a sarcastic bastard



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  • Reply 20 of 30
    gobble gobblegobble gobble Posts: 615member
    [quote]Originally posted by Jamie:

    <strong>My favorite used to be fuck but ever since watching American Beauty it's got to be cunt.



    J :cool: </strong><hr></blockquote>



    I though your favorite was dick <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />
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