The not so well thought out pickup lines thread

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in General Discussion edited January 2014
I was thinking about lame pickup lines after watching Blind Date last night. So let's post some. I'll go first.



-"Does yo daddy clean outhouses? Cause you da shit."



-"Is yo daddy a terrorist? Cause you da bomb."



-"They call me el gringo grande."



-if in a chatroom: "wanna cyber?" Actually that's pretty lame when not in a chatroom too.



-"Hi I'm -----. I live with my dad."



-Motion a girl over by waving your finger. "I just made you come with one finger, imagine what I can do with 5."



Ok someone else's turn.



[ 07-12-2002: Message edited by: G4Dude ]</p>
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  • Reply 1 of 56
    haraldharald Posts: 2,152member
    "Hi, I'm called Noah."
  • Reply 2 of 56
    macfenianmacfenian Posts: 276member
    a/s/l
  • Reply 3 of 56
    brbr Posts: 8,395member
    [quote]Originally posted by Harald:

    <strong>"Hi, I'm called Noah."</strong><hr></blockquote>



    ROFL!
  • Reply 4 of 56
    willoughbywilloughby Posts: 1,457member
    Are those space pants you're wearing? Cause your butt is out of this world.
  • Reply 5 of 56
    brbr Posts: 8,395member
    "Meh, you'll do."
  • Reply 6 of 56
    artman @_@artman @_@ Posts: 2,546member
    Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way, right away. <img src="graemlins/smokin.gif" border="0" alt="[Chilling]" />
  • Reply 7 of 56
    thuh freakthuh freak Posts: 2,664member
    damn girl, is yo daddy a bakah, cuz u got some nice buns?



    another 1:



    girl let's have a math lesson. me plus you, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and let's multiply.



    [ 07-12-2002: Message edited by: thuh Freak ]</p>
  • Reply 8 of 56
    outsideroutsider Posts: 6,008member
    Good thing i didn't forget my library card, cuz I'm a checking you out!
  • Reply 9 of 56
    thegeldingthegelding Posts: 3,230member
    "that dress sure is becoming on you....but then if i was on you i'd be coming too"



    [ 07-12-2002: Message edited by: thegelding ]</p>
  • Reply 10 of 56
    willoughbywilloughby Posts: 1,457member
    If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
  • Reply 11 of 56
    jesperasjesperas Posts: 524member
    Well, I'm here. So what are your other two wishes?
  • Reply 12 of 56
    pscatespscates Posts: 5,847member




    G4Dude touches on something I've noticed lately: there ARE about 14,000 "reality dating" shows on TV these days: Blind Date, Shipmates, ElimiDate, that one where they switch partners, MTV has one, the Learning Channel has one (!), etc.



    And they're HORRIBLE. Ohmigosh, it's a wonder ANYONE is getting laid these days.



    I'm not actively "out there, in the scene" (don't really want, or have, to be...), so is this an accurate depiction of how most 20-something gel-haired guys act?



    I watch these shows sometimes (flipping around the tube) and these guys are completely ridiculous. About as deep as an eraser, all hoked up with beer muscles, half-ass attempt at the hip Facial Hair of the Moment and a very unbecoming shirt (usually a sparkly, spangly thing that's about 2 sizes too small and self-consciously "retro" and "hip").



    You know the type. So out-of-their-way manly and studly that you just KNOW they're mere STEPS away from full-tilt homosexuality, and they're using this show as a last-ditch effort to try and convince themselves they're straight.



    <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />



    Holy hell.



    :eek:



    And the WOMEN! S H A L L O W B I T C H I N E S S, overanalyzing everything, talking non-stop about yourself, making yourself look put-upon and "stressed out" (because you gained 11 ounces over two years and seem to think THAT'S why you can't find a good man) and using the word "like" 11 times in two sentences is NOT attractive, ladies.



    Just thought someone should let you know...







    I'm surrounded by idiots, knuckledraggers, dirty dancers, drunks, pinheads, vomit queens, condom collectors, half-wits, chuckleheads, silicone sisters, braindead Matchbox Twenty listeners and standard issue dipshits and clue-lackers.



    It's a beautiful world...so glad to be a part of it!



    <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />
  • Reply 12 of 56
    haraldharald Posts: 2,152member
    "Don't you post on AI?"
  • Reply 14 of 56
    you want to get a pizza and fvck?



    what's a matter, you don't like pizza?
  • Reply 15 of 56
    artman @_@artman @_@ Posts: 2,546member
    Top Ten Worst Pick Up Lines at MIT



    10)Do you really think I'm as sexy as Mr. Spock?



    9)I think the electricity between you and me is throwing off the experiment.



    8)I like your Maxwell's Equations t-shirt. I'd like it even better on my bedroom floor.



    7)I'll see what I can do about your grade. (TA's only)



    6)You know what they say about the size of man's calculator.



    5)I make excellent use of my hard drive.



    4)I hear the junior physics laboratory is gorgeous by moonlight.



    3)I always carry protection--You never know when a pen might leak.



    2)Hey baby, what's your sine?



    1)I don't need your number, I'll just finger you later.
  • Reply 15 of 56
    pscatespscates Posts: 5,847member
    "Wanna see my Barbie collection?"



  • Reply 17 of 56
    thuh freakthuh freak Posts: 2,664member
    is that a ladder in your pocket, or a stairway to heaven?
  • Reply 18 of 56
    alcimedesalcimedes Posts: 5,486member
    [quote]1)I don't need your number, I'll just finger you later.<hr></blockquote>



    you know, for the one Unix aware chick you can find that might actually work, assuming she knew what you meant.



    LOL, that one rules.
  • Reply 19 of 56
    thoth2thoth2 Posts: 277member
    This thread reminds me of (not only my lame a** dating days) but of the scene in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back where Jay is getting sweet with whatsername using foul language. She says "can't you call me something sweet?" and he says "Ok. Boo boo kitty......fvck?"

    I fell over. That's what I call my wife now. She is amused with it, for now.



    Thoth
  • Reply 20 of 56
    willoughbywilloughby Posts: 1,457member
    Is there a mirror in your pocket, cause I can see myself in your pants.
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