100 things to do before....
ok well there is a site on the net devoted to 100 things to do before you die, to condense this and make it one hell of a lot better post 10 things to do before you die
so heres mine: 5 things to do before you die
5) get a criminal record for 'worrying a squirrel'
4) quiz steven hawking on whether the moon is made of cheese
3) eat my own weight in chocolate
2) get a lotus (this really an ambition to do it before my friend learns how to drive, but knowing him i have all my life)
1) become famous
abit lame but hey its up there and seeming i'm starting the thread i dont have much inspiration
- on a personal not jamie you cant have masterbation in there (jk)
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so heres mine: 5 things to do before you die
5) get a criminal record for 'worrying a squirrel'
4) quiz steven hawking on whether the moon is made of cheese
3) eat my own weight in chocolate
2) get a lotus (this really an ambition to do it before my friend learns how to drive, but knowing him i have all my life)
1) become famous
abit lame but hey its up there and seeming i'm starting the thread i dont have much inspiration
- on a personal not jamie you cant have masterbation in there (jk)
<img src="graemlins/smokin.gif" border="0" alt="[Chilling]" />
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4) Do it with natalie portman.
3) Do it with natalie portman some more.
2) Continue doing it with natalie portman.
1) Find the cure to whatever is going to kill me and use it...after a full recovery I do it with natalie portman again.
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at least i hope, no expect
anyone else?
<strong>nice one BR i know exactly what your getting at, i presume Cameron Diaz is at number 6 then
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at least i hope, no expect
anyone else?</strong><hr></blockquote>
Ya...she's 6th on the list...and 8th, 11th, 14th, and 15th.
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I'm no Natalie Portman groupie, but that was funny. Thanks BR.
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3. Attend a Stanley Cup Finals game
2. Convince my best friend and my fiance we should move to the tropics, buy a couple bungalos on an island somewhere and start charging stupid tourists $400 per person per day for the privilege of riding on our sail boat.
1. Obtain a bootleg copy of BR and Natalie Portman doing it so we have something to show the tourists in case it rains that day.
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1. Obtain a bootleg copy of BR and Natalie Portman doing it so we have something to show the tourists in case it rains that day.</strong><hr></blockquote>
That will be a short tape...oh, whoops...
[ 07-13-2002: Message edited by: BR ]</p>
1. Take a NASCAR Winston Cup car for a few laps at 190-plus MPH (preferably Jarrett's 88 UPS Ford)
2. Design and build (or have built) the perfect, ideal guitar of my dreams (have already designed it, actually...). In orange sparkle/glitter finish, of course.
3. Understand women.
4. Go to Ireland and spend about a week or two touring around.
5. Understand women.
5: Win the lottery and buy shore front apartment on Bondi beach.
4: Get it on with Natalie Portman, Cameron, Kylie, Claudia, and anyone else famous +beautiful!
3: Open a beer, sit back, RELAX. <img src="graemlins/smokin.gif" border="0" alt="[Chilling]" />
2: Win the lottery again!
1: GoTo 4
5. Ride the original tour de France course
4. Survive my 3 years as an Officer in the Marine Corps
3. Meet Taj Mahal (blues musician)
2. Steal Jobs' Mercedes benz
1. Buy a 65ft sailboat, and just sail from port to port until I've seen it all
Yeah, that seems pretty good to me. Actually, I'd be happy dying knowing that I gave back something to humanity. Reminds me of a quote from a lecture Nick Cave gave many years ago...
"When I was about twelve my father asked me, weirdly, what I had done to assist humanity. I had no idea what he was talking about, but turned the question around and asked him what he had done. He said he had written a couple of short stories that had been published in magazines, and I shared in his pride as he showed them to me..."
6) Be captain of the varsity basketball team
5) Shoot consistantly in the 70's for 18 holes
4) Do this one hot chick I know
3) Own a Jaguar X-Type R within 10 years of now
2) Own a performance and luxury tuning company for luxury cars like Jags.
1) Be CEO of a big company like Apple
4) spend the rest of my life with Stefanie
3) spend the rest of my life with Stefanie
2) spend the rest of my life with Stefanie
1) spend the rest of my life with Stefanie
Meanwhile, I will add this to my list:
4) Take a break from AI and the web in general, and subsequently use that time for other things like books, bbq's and photography.
Maybe I'm just getting old but I feel like the web has become really uninteresting for the most part. At least right now. Probably my summer funk talking, but I have to get away for a while.
So, rather than start a thread I just posted in here. I will talk to you guys after MWNY sometime. Hope it all turns up roses for you who are going. Please, no suicides if Steve doesn't introduce a DDR Power Mac.
Thanks to all those who came up with some truly interesting threads the last few months. There have been some really good ones on everything from soccer to terrorism to the EPA. I enjoyed debating with you guys and appreciate you putting up with my smart-ass comments at times. What can I say, old habits die hard.
Until next time, have a safe and enjoyable summer.
-Moogs
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Unify quantum theory and relativity theory
Successfully test a vaccine for AIDS
Solve the problem of global economic inequality
Score the winning goal in the World Cup Final in the last seconds of extra time
Bring a fair peace to the Middle East
Take my Quad G118 Quantum Processor ebonite PowerBook shopping. Buy it supper.
2) be the most famous plastic surgeon of my town
3: have two kids
4) make some member of AI change their minds just for 5 minutes of their lives
5) make my house bigger
6) having more post than Eman
7) discovering what exactly is the job of the mysterious and amazing TI
8) speak perfectly english
9) eat a fish with a texan
10) play golf with the golfers of AI at Augusta
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<strong>5) Play off people's sympathy and get a bunch of cash and other free stuff.
4) Do it with natalie portman.
3) Do it with natalie portman some more.
2) Continue doing it with natalie portman.
1) Find the cure to whatever is going to kill me and use it...after a full recovery I do it with natalie portman again.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Apparently, if you're a Jewish male at Harvard, objectives 1 through 4 of yours aren't difficult to achieve. I have a friend at Harvard who says that she sleeps around inside that community. So, yeah, I can't prove anything, but my friend isn't the type to spread false rumors.
More so, how would a chucklehead such as myself finagle my way into Harvard? Bribery? Blackmail?
I mean if THAT'S all I have to do for a shot at Senator Amidala, well...
NOOOOOOO!
We love you just the way you are, powerdoc.
2.Failing that try again
3.Failing that try again
4.Failing that try again
5.Say something insanely witty before you die.
4) Get married and have a boy and beautiful twin girls (I know I don't have much control over that).
3) Start a Christian media production firm and grow it to a world-wide business
2) Learn to tie a cherry stem into a knot with my tongue.
1) Be President of the U.S. (maybe)
4. Invent new religeon based upn my divinity that quickly engulfs the world.
3. point out to Stephen hawkings where he's been going wrong, writing a grand unifying theory which effectivly ends the scientific quest for knowledge.
2. Tell a corset clad Nicole Kidman, toying playfully with Cameron Diaz in an attempt to entice me into bed, that I was 'too damn busy' and ' if she can't put a little more effort into our relationship, I may have to call it off'.
1. Remember where i put my keys.
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4) Do it with natalie portman.
3) Do it with natalie portman some more.
2) Continue doing it with natalie portman.
1) Find the cure to whatever is going to kill me and use it...after a full recovery I do it with natalie portman again.</strong><hr></blockquote>
LOL
But maybe it might be appropriate now to list 5 things to do in order to acheive this goal.