What's the difference between a beer and a girl?

ghost_user_nameghost_user_name
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in General Discussion edited January 2014
Chime in with your thoughts...

Here one to start the ball rolling..



] When the beer grows flat you can just throw it out.



mika.
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  • Reply 1 of 46
    ghost_user_nameghost_user_name Posts: 22,667member
    c'mon ppl. before the new mods get trigger happy.

    here's another.



    ] beer takes longer to finish?





    mika.
  • Reply 2 of 46
    vargasvargas Posts: 426member
    You don't get in trouble with the police for keeping beer in your fridge?
  • Reply 3 of 46
    ghost_user_nameghost_user_name Posts: 22,667member
    heheh





    ] you can have a beer and the other doesn't mind.
  • Reply 4 of 46
    ghost_user_nameghost_user_name Posts: 22,667member
    ] when done with the beer there's no need to put a label on it.





    mika.



    [ 07-20-2002: Message edited by: PC^KILLA ]</p>
  • Reply 5 of 46
    g4dudeg4dude Posts: 1,016member
    Um, beer's good cold and girls are better hot?
  • Reply 6 of 46
    eugeneeugene Posts: 8,254member
    I can get a beer.
  • Reply 7 of 46
    groveratgroverat Posts: 10,872member
    Wouldn't it take a moderator locking good threads to be labelled "trigger happy" while idiotic threads merely present acceptable targets?



    Lots of people around here wanting me to martyr them, I think you guys have issues.



    [ 07-20-2002: Message edited by: groverat ]</p>
  • Reply 8 of 46
    _ alliance __ alliance _ Posts: 2,070member
    why havent you locked my thread yet...?
  • Reply 9 of 46
    serranoserrano Posts: 1,806member
    Head from a beer is a sure thing.
  • Reply 10 of 46
    ebbyebby Posts: 3,110member
    1, 2, 3, 4, Beers...

    1, 2, 0, 0, Girls...



    need I say more...



    j/k



    [ 07-21-2002: Message edited by: Ebby ]</p>
  • Reply 11 of 46
    cosmonutcosmonut Posts: 4,872member
    I like girls.

    I don't like beer.
  • Reply 12 of 46
    ghost_user_nameghost_user_name Posts: 22,667member
    [quote]Originally posted by Ebby:

    <strong>1, 2, 3, 4, Beers...

    1, 2, 0, 0, Girls...



    need I say more...



    j/k



    [ 07-21-2002: Message edited by: Ebby ]</strong><hr></blockquote>



    Correction Ebby,



    1, 1, 1, 1, Beers...

    2, 2, 3, 4, Girls...







    (No need to be anti-social... )





    Edit:

    ] Yeast is a good thing; for beer.

    ] It's easy to make a beer cream.







    [ 07-21-2002: Message edited by: PC^KILLA ]</p>
  • Reply 13 of 46
    artman @_@artman @_@ Posts: 2,546member
    I just broke off with my girl so beers for everyone... <img src="graemlins/smokin.gif" border="0" alt="[Chilling]" />



    Beer vs. Poon-Tang



    Finally, the truth is calculated and cannot be disputed.

    Beer is always wet.

    Poon-Tang needs encouragement.

    Winner: Beer



    Beer tastes horrible served hot.

    Poon-Tang tastes better served hot.

    Winner: Poon-Tang



    Having an ice cold Beer makes you satisfied.

    Having an ice cold Poon-Tang makes you Hillary Clinton.

    Winner: Beer



    Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones.

    Poon-Tang does not.

    Winner: None



    If you get a hair in your teeth consuming Poon-Tang, you are not disgusted.

    Winner: Poon-Tang



    Twenty-four Beers come in a box.

    Poon-Tang is a box you can come in.

    Winner: Poon-Tang



    Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a beer.

    Winner: Poon-Tang



    If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible.

    Winner: Beer



    If you come home smelling like Beer, the layd may get mad.

    If you come home smelling like Poon-Tang, she will definitely get mad.

    Winner: Beer



    Six Beers in a night and you better not drive.

    Six Poon-TangsÂ* in a night and you have done all the driving you need.

    Winner: Poon-Tang



    Buy too much Beer and you will get fat.

    Buy too much Poon-Tang and you will get poor.

    Winner: None



    It is socially acceptable to have a Beer in the stands at a football game.

    Getting Poon-Tang in the stands at a football game makes you a legend.

    Winner: Poon-Tang



    If a cop smells Beer on your breath, you get a arrested..

    If a cop smells Poon-Tang on your breath, you get a high-five.

    Winner: Poon-Tang



    With Beer, bigger is better.

    Winner: Beer



    Wearing a condom does not make Beer any less enjoyable.

    Winner: Beer



    Poon-Tang makes you see God.

    Beer makes you see the porcelain God.

    Winner: Poon-Tang



    If you think all day about your next Poon-Tang you are normal.

    If you think all day about your next Beer you are an alcoholic.

    Winner: Poon-Tang



    Peeling labels off of Beers is fun.

    Peeling panties off of Poon-Tang is more fun.

    Winner: Poon-Tang



    Snagging Beer at work gets you fired.

    Snagging Poon-Tang at work gets you charged with sexual harassment.

    Winner: None



    If you drop a Beer it breaks.

    If you drop Poon-Tang, it may hunt you down like the dog you are.

    Winner: Beer



    If you change to another Beer, your old brand will gladly have you back.

    Winner: Beer



    The best Poon-Tang you have ever had is not gone once you have enjoyed it.

    Winner: Poon-Tang.



    The worst Poon-Tang you have ever had is not gone once you have enjoyed it.

    Winner: Beer



    Bad Beer: Schlitz, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Old Swill.

    Bad Poon-Tang: Roseanne, Janet Reno, Madeline Albright.

    Winner: None



    Good beer: Guinness, Sam Adams, Killian's Red

    Good Poon-Tang: Almost all but the above.

    Winner: Poon-Tang



    The government taxes Beer.

    Winner: Poon-Tang



    Beer=9

    Poon-Tang=11



    The numbers never lie. The winner is Poon-Tang!
  • Reply 14 of 46
    ghost_user_nameghost_user_name Posts: 22,667member
    Yes, the numbers aren't good..

    And most people prefer a cheap Poon-Tang over a cheap beer. <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />





    mika.
  • Reply 15 of 46
    cdhostagecdhostage Posts: 1,038member
    Except that cheap Poontang comes with suyphilis.
  • Reply 16 of 46
    ghost_user_nameghost_user_name Posts: 22,667member
    [quote]Originally posted by cdhostage:

    <strong>Except that cheap Poontang comes with suyphilis.</strong><hr></blockquote>



    I'm sure the beer bottle doesn't mind. <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />





    mika.
  • Reply 17 of 46
    mac the forkmac the fork Posts: 722member
    I'd rather have a stout ale...
  • Reply 18 of 46
    ebbyebby Posts: 3,110member
    [quote]Originally posted by PC^KILLA:

    <strong> </strong><hr></blockquote>



    <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />
  • Reply 19 of 46
    pscatespscates Posts: 5,847member
    Beer has a head. Girls can giv...



    Never mind...it's late.
  • Reply 20 of 46
    trumptmantrumptman Posts: 16,464member
    A beer doesn't get mad when you look at another beer.



    A beer can't change it's mind after you've opened it's top.



    Nick
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