Top of the spams
Most of the spams suck.
But i guess there are some that are funny.
Or would otherwise qualify for the Top of the Spams.
So how about a Top of the Spams thread??
<img src="graemlins/hmmm.gif" border="0" alt="[Hmmm]" />
My fav's
(as categories):
1# all those that promise me 1-4 inches to my dick with a clickk :eek:
and if i'd really click (or any other female they send that .SIT to?)
2# grow. yea? i click and i can be taller? cool .. <img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" />
3# i'm a poor nigerian bla bla bla .. give me your money
as the start..
i notice most of the spam is really boring and it repeats itself...
there must be some pearls in them...
<img src="graemlins/hmmm.gif" border="0" alt="[Hmmm]" />
But i guess there are some that are funny.
Or would otherwise qualify for the Top of the Spams.
So how about a Top of the Spams thread??
<img src="graemlins/hmmm.gif" border="0" alt="[Hmmm]" />
My fav's
(as categories):
1# all those that promise me 1-4 inches to my dick with a clickk :eek:
and if i'd really click (or any other female they send that .SIT to?)2# grow. yea? i click and i can be taller? cool .. <img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" />
3# i'm a poor nigerian bla bla bla .. give me your money
as the start..
i notice most of the spam is really boring and it repeats itself...
there must be some pearls in them...
<img src="graemlins/hmmm.gif" border="0" alt="[Hmmm]" />
Comments
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