What is Michael Jackson on?
Really.I think this story takes the cake:
<a href="http://www.salon.com/ent/wire/2002/11/21/jackson/index.html"; target="_blank">http://www.salon.com/ent/wire/2002/11/21/jackson/index.html</a>;
First he's hanging his kid over the balcony.It's crazy enough that he named one of his sons Prince Michael,now he's named his other son the same thing,all this when there is no evidence that he has ever slept with a woman.Then there is that guy with the white sheet over his head in the background....
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<a href="http://www.salon.com/ent/wire/2002/11/21/jackson/index.html"; target="_blank">http://www.salon.com/ent/wire/2002/11/21/jackson/index.html</a>;
First he's hanging his kid over the balcony.It's crazy enough that he named one of his sons Prince Michael,now he's named his other son the same thing,all this when there is no evidence that he has ever slept with a woman.Then there is that guy with the white sheet over his head in the background....
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he's bad he's bad he's really really bad...
and he sang it himself <img src="graemlins/surprised.gif" border="0" alt="[Surprised]" />
Question is...does he do all that crazy stuff just for attention and to keep his name in the papers or should he just be committed to the nut house?
By the way, his latest album, "Invincible"?
Should be "Unlistenable".
<strong>I suppose<a href="http://www.billboard.com/billboard/daily/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1766951"; target="_blank">this</a> aspect warrants attention, but I doubt he'll be actually charged with a crime.</strong><hr></blockquote>
I doubt also, because if it was the case, there will be many parents who merit to be charged.
Anyway this guy is totally nut.
You're right...he IS a nutball.
Here's something I was mulling over the other day: while dangling the kid, what if he had dropped him? Accidentally, of course. What would the world's reaction be?
It would be split among the two existing camps (Michael is the King of Pop and the Second Coming vs. he's a mentally deranged has-been who's managed to systematically mangle his face while not recording anything worth listening to in almost two decades).
Guess which one I belong to?
Seriously, I can totally imagine all these wingnut, T-shirt-wearing idiot fans of is to "cry for his child" and come to his defense ("He was just playing with his son...God must've decided it was time to take little Prince Michael back to heaven...").
<img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" />
And within a month or two, Jackson himself would appear on either Larry King (via satellite, from "seclusion") or film a gauzzy-lensed, piano-tinkling interview with Barbara Walters where he apologizes for "the incident" no fewer than 89 times and informs us that he's currently working on a song about it, and that the proceeds will go to benefit the United Kids Falling Out Of Windows Fund.
MEANWHILE, the rest of the sane, real-people world will go "HEY, if I dangled my kid off a 5-story hotel balcony and dropped him to his death, I'd be UNDER the jail right now...and pretty much reviled the world over! WHAT THE FUUUCK?!?!?!"
Ahhh...celebrity.
Idiot.
Little boys...
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<img src="graemlins/oyvey.gif" border="0" alt="[No]" />
He had a good run (just like Madonna) but his time has come and gone.
A side joke:
Q:When is it time for bed at Michael Jackson's household?
A: When the big hand is on the little hand.
where else can a little black boy from indiana grow up to be a rich white lady?
One is made of plastic and is harmful to children, and the other is used to carry groceries.