Movies that suck, but you watch anyway

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in General Discussion edited January 2014
It's 4AM. I woke up at 4PM, and since then I have been working on a project, which I just wrapped up.



Red Sonya is on the Superstation. What a terrible movie. Attack of the fem-mullet.



But alas, I am watching it anyway. God help me.
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  • Reply 1 of 33
    giaguaragiaguara Posts: 2,724member
    i open the tv: 20 seconds or less in a channel to decide if i like it. if i dont i surf tv. if in one round there is nothing interesting the tv gets closed again.
  • Reply 2 of 33
    Any number of movies with gratuitious sex and/or violence.
  • Reply 3 of 33
    outsideroutsider Posts: 6,008member
    Any horror movie with giant insects or spiders. Especially that one with William Shatner... Kingdom of the Spiders!
  • Reply 4 of 33
    pscatespscates Posts: 5,847member
    "Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man", "The Last Boy Scout" and "Malice".
  • Reply 5 of 33
    torifiletorifile Posts: 4,024member
    Mars Attacks. Soooo funny when drunk. Terrible when sober.
  • Reply 6 of 33
    alcimedesalcimedes Posts: 5,486member
    Killer Klowns from Outer Space



    watch it drunk and/or high.
  • Reply 7 of 33
    stunnedstunned Posts: 1,096member
    i am gonna watch James bond this weekend. nuff said
  • Reply 8 of 33
    Real Genius.
  • Reply 9 of 33
    alcimedesalcimedes Posts: 5,486member
    [quote]Real Genius.<hr></blockquote>



    dude, Real Genius does not suck. better be careful.



    i love that movie. the fact that you can watch it either



    1. stone cold sober

    and/or

    2. before 2 a.m. means is doesn't suck that bad.
  • Reply 10 of 33
    [quote]Originally posted by torifile:

    <strong>Mars Attacks. Soooo funny when drunk. Terrible when sober.</strong><hr></blockquote>

    i like Mars attacks
  • Reply 11 of 33
    fran441fran441 Posts: 3,715member
    Star Wars: Episode 2.



    I don't know who was worse in that movie: Jar Jar or the guy who played Anakin. Horrible acting. <img src="graemlins/oyvey.gif" border="0" alt="[No]" />
  • Reply 12 of 33
    leonisleonis Posts: 3,427member
    I was going to say starwars too
  • Reply 13 of 33
    alcimedesalcimedes Posts: 5,486member
    i suppose episode 1 doesn't count, 'cause i wouldn't watch that if you paid me.
  • Reply 14 of 33
    powerdocpowerdoc Posts: 8,123member
    [quote]Originally posted by Fran441:

    <strong>Star Wars: Episode 2.



    I don't know who was worse in that movie: Jar Jar or the guy who played Anakin. Horrible acting. <img src="graemlins/oyvey.gif" border="0" alt="[No]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>



    What there is Jar Jar in the episode 2 : thanks for the info Fran, it will prevent me to watch it .
  • Reply 15 of 33
    You think Episode 2 was bad? I think Episode 1 was worse by far!



    Both of them had Jar Jar and both had a kid playing Anakin that couldn't act his way out of a paper bag, but Episode 1 just had so much more Jar Jar... **VOMIT**
  • Reply 16 of 33
    At least Star Wars is high profile.



    Another choice: Any Jean Claude Van Damme movie. And, better yet, Hercules in New York. Ahnold circa '70 his english was so bad they dubbed him over.
  • Reply 17 of 33
    ibrowseibrowse Posts: 1,749member
    Gia - It's not too bad, but with Angelina Jolie getting all sorts of naked, I ended up owning it.
  • Reply 18 of 33
    buonrottobuonrotto Posts: 6,368member
    Dolemite and Buckaroo Bonzai.
  • Reply 19 of 33
    torifiletorifile Posts: 4,024member
    [quote]Originally posted by Splinemodel:

    <strong>At least Star Wars is high profile.



    Another choice: Any Jean Claude Van Damme movie. And, better yet, Hercules in New York. Ahnold circa '70 his english was so bad they dubbed him over.</strong><hr></blockquote>



    What about Steven Segal movies? THOSE are bad. But I never watch them anyway. I just thought if we're going to point out horrible movies, we should include some of our own homegrown (U.S.) actors in the list.
  • Reply 20 of 33
    I retract my previous statment about Bio-Dome.



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