Licking Toads

rick1138rick1138
Posted:
in General Discussion edited January 2014
Has anyone tried this?

Comments

  • Reply 1 of 14
    ibrowseibrowse Posts: 1,749member
    No. But I can tell you that I probably would if I had the chance. Unless you mean any old toad, in which case... hell, I'll do it anyway.
  • Reply 2 of 14
    colanderofdeathcolanderofdeath Posts: 1,261member
    I don't think the toads in question live in Delaware. At least not natively. Although I suppose that that doesn't really matter as long as you can find the right toad at your neighborhood pet store or wholesale toad slinging crack dealer.
  • Reply 3 of 14
    der kopfder kopf Posts: 2,275member
    I'm sure you'd lick your balls if you could reach them.



    [damn, I appear to be in a poisonous mood tonight]
  • Reply 4 of 14
    rick1138rick1138 Posts: 938member
    No the toads in question only live out west,I don't know anyone who has tried it.
  • Reply 5 of 14
    ibrowseibrowse Posts: 1,749member
    [quote]Originally posted by der Kopf:

    <strong>I'm sure you'd lick your balls if you could reach them.



    [damn, I appear to be in a poisonous mood tonight]</strong><hr></blockquote>



    I can assure you I would.
  • Reply 6 of 14
    burningwheelburningwheel Posts: 1,827member
    [quote]Originally posted by Rick1138:

    <strong>No the toads in question only live out west,I don't know anyone who has tried it.</strong><hr></blockquote>



    i thought they were in Australia or new Zealand <img src="confused.gif" border="0">
  • Reply 7 of 14
    ibrowseibrowse Posts: 1,749member
    Aren't they called Colorado River Toads? I thought it was them, and I believe, they live somewhere near Colorado...
  • Reply 8 of 14
    shetlineshetline Posts: 4,695member
    Oh, it's toads. Toads. No wonder nothing was happening!



    I guess I'll put my socks back on now.
  • Reply 9 of 14
    scottscott Posts: 7,431member
    Yea but would you lick a toad's balls. That's the real question.
  • Reply 10 of 14
    wrong robotwrong robot Posts: 3,907member
    I'm not not licking a toads balls

    <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />
  • Reply 11 of 14
    artman @_@artman @_@ Posts: 2,546member
    What are the political, religious, social and world ramifications in licking toad's balls?



    Would <a href="http://www.lickthetoad.com/"; target="_blank">this site</a> give me some insight?



    Sorry, thought I'd ask before this thread is locked. <img src="graemlins/smokin.gif" border="0" alt="[Chilling]" />
  • Reply 12 of 14
    ghost_user_nameghost_user_name Posts: 22,667member
    There doesn't appear to be any deep religious or political material to this discussion. Thus...



    off to AppleOutsider with ye!
  • Reply 13 of 14
    thuh freakthuh freak Posts: 2,664member
    i'd lick toads if it didn't seem like such a disgusting thing to do. there are plenty of legal and illegal substances that can get you to a similar end.
  • Reply 14 of 14
    ebbyebby Posts: 3,110member
    Here some links: Have fun!



    <a href="http://www.ndsn.org/JULY94/TOAD.html"; target="_blank">http://www.ndsn.org/JULY94/TOAD.html</a>;



    <a href="http://www.urbanlegends.com/animals/toad_licking.html"; target="_blank">http://www.urbanlegends.com/animals/toad_licking.html</a>; <img src="graemlins/smokin.gif" border="0" alt="[Chilling]" />



    "I hope I didn't brain my damage." -Homer Simpson
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