I don't know what happened to that thread but someone should start one on that Christina Aguilera spread in Maxim this month! Hotchy-mama, what a hottie! That's all I want for xmas!
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The Carol of the Bells. . . by the Trans-Siberian Orchestra!
Or, how about in the original Ukrainian. . . Mom's got that one, along with a bunch of other Ukie Christmas songs. Going home for Christmas means hearing a lot of a language I'm so familiar with, yet don't know at all.
I like that "Father Christmas give us some money" song. Who is that the Police? For you young people that was the pop/rock band that Sting started out in
kinks song is good too...i had a great mix tape from 1982 when i was working in a record store...took all the christmas 45's (small, usually single song lps, for all you youngsters) and made a great tape...wore out a copy of years ago...thanks to napster at the time i was able to find many of the songs, but not all of them...now have a mix cd that will last for my kids (maybe)...g
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(from the "A Charlie Brown Christmas" album)
It's a classic.
"If I'd wanted a pair of bloody thongs I would've bloody asked! And this cowboy hat and ping-pong set, you can shove right up your ass!"
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<strong>I don't know what happened to that thread but someone should start one on that Christina Aguilera spread in Maxim this month! Hotchy-mama, what a hottie! That's all I want for xmas!</strong><hr></blockquote>
Eh, she's too slutty for me.
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And the problem is.......???
(when you get into college that phrase will have no meaning)
And Defiant I saw the pictures on the newstand at B&N, and at work they block that site (www.maximonline.com)...
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Or, how about in the original Ukrainian. . . Mom's got that one, along with a bunch of other Ukie Christmas songs. Going home for Christmas means hearing a lot of a language I'm so familiar with, yet don't know at all.
String up the lights and light up the tree
We're going to make some revelry
Spirits are high, so I can tell
It's Christmas time in hell!
Demons are nicer as you pass them by
There's lots of demon toys to buy
The snow is falling and all is well
It's Christmas time in hell!
There goes Jeffery Dahmer,
With a festive Christmas ham
After he has sex with it,
He'll eat up all he can.
And there goes John F. Kennedy
Caroling with his son
Reunited for the holidays
God bless us, everyone!
Everybody has a happy glow
Let's dance in blood and pretend its snow
Even Mao Tse-Tung is under the spell
It's Christmas time in hell!
God cast me down from Heaven's door
To rule in hell for evermore
But now I'm kinda glad that I fell
'Cause It's Christmas time in hell!
Here's a rack to hang the stockings on
We still have to shop for Genghis Kahn!
Michael Landon's hair looks swell!
It's Christmas time in hell!
There's Princess Diana
Holding burning mistletoe
Over poor Gene Siskel's head
Just watch his weenie grow!
For one day we all stop burning
And the flames are not so thick
All the screaming and the torture stops
As we wait for old Saint Nick!
So string up the lights and light up the tree
We're damned for all eternity
But for just one day all is well
It's Christmas time in hell!
We've got to toast together, and make it quick!
We've gotta make room for Andy Dick.
Wake his mother and ring the bell
It's Christmas time...
(Christmas time... Christmas time... Christmas time...)
Christmas time...
(Christmas time... Christmas time... Christmas time...)
It's Christmas time in hell!
Merry Christmas Rooming House!
kinks song is good too...i had a great mix tape from 1982 when i was working in a record store...took all the christmas 45's (small, usually single song lps, for all you youngsters) and made a great tape...wore out a copy of years ago...thanks to napster at the time i was able to find many of the songs, but not all of them...now have a mix cd that will last for my kids (maybe)...g
"give all the toys to the little rich boys"
Microsoft is Coming To Town (To the tune of Santa Claus is Coming To Town)
You better watch out
You better not cry,
"I don't know where all my licenses lie!"
Microsoft is coming to town
You paid for it list,
You paid for it twice;
You paid even more for legal advice.
Microsoft is coming to town
They know when you run Windows
They know when you use Word
They treat a loyal customer
Like a lying, thieving turd.
With auditing threats
In letters that come
Their lawyers will have you reaching for Tums
Microsoft is coming to town
Bill's desperate now
There's no time to play
He's casting dot-Net to drag in your pay
Microsoft is coming to town
They offer a solution
When you are left in tears
Just sign here on the bottom line
And subscribe for fifty years!
Oh, you should have watched out
Gave Linux a try
Now licensing six is bleeding you dry
Microsoft is coming to town
Microsoft is coming to town!
Slay Ride (To the tune of Sleigh Ride)
Don't hear that cash drawer jingling,
Ring ting tingling tee
Come on, it's time we better
Put a network together that's free.
Outside our stock is falling
And friends are calling 'boo hoo,'
Come on, it's time we'd better
Put some software together that's GNU.
Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up, let's go
Our money can grow,
When Linux puts a lid on TCO.
Set it up, set it up, set it up, it's grand
We're now in command,
We're gliding along with the source
And we finally took our stand.
Our checkbook's nice and rosy
And comfy cozy are we
We finally got it together
With a network that's better and free.
We took that road before us
And sang a chorus of GNU,
'Cause Billy's "Road Ahead-us"
Made us far into "Debt-us" and blue.
Don't hear that cash drawer jingling,
Ring ting tingling tee
Come on, it's time we'd better
Put a network together that's free.
Outside our stock is falling
And friends are calling 'boo hoo,'
Come on, it's time we better
Put some software together that's GNU.
We're so much better now that we're all together with GNU!
<strong>I don't really go nuts for the carols that are always the same.. so, how about at least changing the words then??
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I used to just think that you were a little weird. . .