Read this and cringe, boys

murbotmurbot
Posted:
in General Discussion edited January 2014
Man, I've heard of girls that could "suck the chrome off a bumper", but this is ridiculous.



<a href="http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_76570.html"; target="_blank">Penis explodes during sex</a>



:eek:



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  • Reply 1 of 26
    jrcjrc Posts: 817member
    [quote]Originally posted by murbot:

    <strong>Man, I've heard of girls that could "suck the chrome off a bumper", but this is ridiculous.



    <a href="http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_76570.html"; target="_blank">Penis explodes during sex</a>



    :eek:



    [ 01-21-2003: Message edited by: murbot ]</strong><hr></blockquote>





    To now be known as the "Other Bl-ow J-ob"
  • Reply 2 of 26
    pscatespscates Posts: 5,847member
    Wow. Bet they'll find out they were doing something "unusual" to bring this on.



    I mean, does a wang just naturally tend to explode on its own?



    I don't know...I'm asking.



    <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />



    In any case, that's a freaky story and just BEGGING for the jokes. There's gotta be AT LEAST a couple of thousand, right off the bat.



    Come on guys, put on those thinking caps and sharpen those pencils...
  • Reply 2 of 26
    thegeldingthegelding Posts: 3,230member
    all i can say is Damn you Murbot for making me read that.....g
  • Reply 4 of 26
    ijerryijerry Posts: 615member
    hey, a little blood is just more lubrication in my book.
  • Reply 5 of 26
    flick justiceflick justice Posts: 632member
    ...

    flick.
  • Reply 6 of 26
    stroszekstroszek Posts: 801member
    [quote]Ilarie Coroiu was taken to hospital in the Transylvanian town of Cluj after his girlfriend, Magdalena, 18, "felt something strange" and noticed that the bed was covered in blood.

    <hr></blockquote>



    Ummm... His penis exploded, but she was the one that felt something strange, and noticed. I would hope that if my penis exploded, I would be the one to notice something strange... <img src="confused.gif" border="0">
  • Reply 7 of 26
    stunnedstunned Posts: 1,096member
    [quote]Originally posted by Stroszek:

    <strong>



    Ummm... His penis exploded, but she was the one that felt something strange, and noticed. I would hope that if my penis exploded, I would be the one to notice something strange... :confused: </strong><hr></blockquote>



    <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />
  • Reply 8 of 26
    willoughbywilloughby Posts: 1,457member
    [quote]Originally posted by Stroszek:

    <strong>



    Ummm... His penis exploded, but she was the one that felt something strange, and noticed. I would hope that if my penis exploded, I would be the one to notice something strange... :confused: </strong><hr></blockquote>



    HMMM..not me. I'd prefer to be none the wiser. Let me know in a couple of weeks or something...



    "Dude..you know your penis exploded?"



    "No sh*t, really? When did that happen?"



  • Reply 9 of 26
    thuh freakthuh freak Posts: 2,664member
    it hurts for me to think about that. holy fvcking cristo.
  • Reply 10 of 26
    sdw2001sdw2001 Posts: 18,016member
    :eek:
  • Reply 11 of 26
    shawnpatrickjoyceshawnpatrickjoyce Posts: 2,417member
    [quote]Originally posted by SDW2001:

    <strong> :eek: </strong><hr></blockquote>



    :eek:
  • Reply 12 of 26
    sdw2001sdw2001 Posts: 18,016member
    And yes, that smilie has a double meaning. Ugghh.
  • Reply 13 of 26
    shetlineshetline Posts: 4,695member
    Maybe his penis blew itself up in the hope of getting 70 virgins in the afterworld.
  • Reply 14 of 26
    staggerstagger Posts: 35member
    [quote]Originally posted by shetline:

    <strong>Maybe his penis blew itself up in the hope of getting 70 virgins in the afterworld. </strong><hr></blockquote>



    I didn't know Romanian Catholics believed in that sort of thing. I guess their dicks might.
  • Reply 15 of 26
    shetlineshetline Posts: 4,695member
    [quote]Originally posted by Stagger:

    <strong>I didn't know Romanian Catholics believed in that sort of thing. I guess their dicks might.</strong><hr></blockquote>



    Who knows. I was raised Catholic myself, but my penis looks distinctly Jewish.
  • Reply 16 of 26
    murbotmurbot Posts: 5,262member
    [quote]Originally posted by shetline:

    <strong>Maybe his penis blew itself up in the hope of getting 70 virgins in the afterworld. </strong><hr></blockquote>



    HA HA HA







    Damn, if that is true... his penis is SET!!
  • Reply 17 of 26
    finboyfinboy Posts: 383member
    That's kind of like "breaking it", which isn't supposed to be that hard to do. There was a spate of popular articles about that a couple of years ago, and evidently just a slight angle problem can cause it to pop if things get vigorous.



    Knowing is half the battle.
  • Reply 18 of 26
    artman @_@artman @_@ Posts: 2,546member
    His penis didn't really explode...she was faking it.



    I guess an exploding penis is <a href="http://www.brns.com/pages4/drama233.html"; target="_blank">unusual</a>.



    Sure makes you not want to do anything <a href="http://www.beabiggerman.com/"; target="_blank">drastic</a> to make this happen.



    ...all I got.
  • Reply 19 of 26
    alcimedesalcimedes Posts: 5,486member
    man, that must have been feeling pretty damn good to have that level of pain feel like pleasure.



    whatever they were doing that was "unusual" they could make a buck or two selling the method. (if they could promise no additional explosions)
  • Reply 20 of 26
    mikey offendermikey offender Posts: 412member
    Gives new meaning to the term, "Pop goes the weasel."
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