HEY EVERYBODY: Take the weekend off. Monday's just around the corner.

cosmonutcosmonut
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in General Discussion edited January 2014
Okay, okay. We've all worked ourselves up into tizzies about MacWorld.



Now it's the weekend, and do you REALLY want to fret about what's coming, when all it would be is regurgitating the SAME OLD THING OVER AND OVER?



Enjoy the weekend. Here's some suggestions, depending on where you are:



-- Southeast U.S.: Go sledding. There's nothing else to do with ALL that snow anyway.

-- New York: Go visit ground zero. Take a moment to appreciate what took place there 4 months ago.

-- England: Read a tabloid or something.

-- Midwest: I dunno, go see a movie.

-- California: Find a hooker.

-- Salt Lake City: Start getting siked for the Olympics.

-- Australia: Thow a shrimp on the barby!

-- Boston: Practice pahking yo cah in Hahvahd Yahd.

-- Canada: Listen to a Celine Dion album.

-- Everyone else: SHUT OFF THE DAMN MACINTOSH!

Comments

  • Reply 1 of 10
    logan calelogan cale Posts: 1,281member
    But...but...why?! :cool:
  • Reply 2 of 10
    cosmocosmo Posts: 662member
    [quote]Canada: Listen to a Celine Dion album.<hr></blockquote>



    Well either that of light a q-tip on fire and use it to try and see what is in your ears... (Homer Simpson, is there anything you can't do?)

    it brings the same result as listening to Celine Dion.



    [ 01-04-2002: Message edited by: Cosmo ]</p>
  • Reply 3 of 10
    murbotmurbot Posts: 5,262member
    Jesus... you obviously don't know too many Canadians.



    I'd rather make out with Steve Ballmer.



    *blech*



    Wait a minute.... Celine Dion sounds good.
  • Reply 4 of 10
    macaddictmacaddict Posts: 1,055member
    You want to give me a car? Then I'll practice.



    Oh, and I'll need the license too.
  • Reply 5 of 10
    fran441fran441 Posts: 3,715member
    Okay, I'll turn off my Mac, but not my Newton.
  • Reply 6 of 10
    cosmonutcosmonut Posts: 4,872member
    I had the best time taking my own advice this evening. I hung out with... brace yourself...



    Real people. It was kind of cool. I think I'll try it again tomorrow. <img src="graemlins/smokin.gif" border="0" alt="[Chilling]" />
  • Reply 7 of 10
    ghost_user_nameghost_user_name Posts: 22,667member
    Jesus... you obviously don't know too many Canadians.



    I'd rather make out with Steve Ballmer.



    *blech*



    Wait a minute.... Celine Dion sounds good.



    ROFL!
  • Reply 8 of 10
    cosmonutcosmonut Posts: 4,872member
    McDonalds has released the McRib again. Yum.



    They love to see me smile.
  • Reply 9 of 10
    andersanders Posts: 6,523member
    MacRib?



    Do you really think Apple is going to release a work out instrument after all their hype? And who is McDonald. Someone in hardware :confused:



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  • Reply 10 of 10
    buonrottobuonrotto Posts: 6,368member
    The McRat is back! Why am I hangin' out around here?!
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