Drinking Game
link via The Guardian
Quote:
Have a drink when:
Have a drink when:
- Bush is called a crusader
x2 if it's by Saddam - Saddam is called evil
x2 if it's by Bush - Iraqi troops surrender to the media
x2 if to a unmanned vehicle or inanimate object - Iraq uses weapons it claims not to have
- The United States uses weapons it won't allow Iraq to have
- a member of the media gets shot at
a toast to the shooter if its ashleigh banfield (msnbc), geraldo riviera (fox), arron brown (cnn) or anyone from mtv...
Comments
1: One finger for every time Jobs wears a black turtle-neck...
You definitely have a drink every time that:
1) Steve Jobs clears his throat
2) Phil Schiller jumps off of something
If you spot something draped in black cloth before anybody else, then everyone but you must drink an entire beer or two fingers of liquor.
If there's something taped to the bottom of people's chairs you have to lick the bottom of your chair then take a shot of tequila.
Every time Steve uses the word "excited" or "fantastic" you have to take a drink.
If the keynote is preceded by Beach Boys music you must do a shot of rum, if it's Steely Dan you have to do a shot of Kirschwasser, if they play anything by Smash Mouth you have to take a shot of bitters.
If Steve says "oh yeah, there's one more thing..." it's a tall shot of Jagermeister all around.