Prom Planning Tips

murbotmurbot
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in General Discussion edited January 2014
Some helpful tips for the youngins here.



My faves:



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Prom night is one of the most memorable nights of your life, so don't ruin it by neglecting to wax. No guy wants to go down on a gorilla salad.



Try to plan ahead, so you are not more than two or three months pregnant for your prom.



Go and read the entire list. Very educational material in there. You only have one prom, live it up!

Comments

  • Reply 1 of 14
    pscatespscates Posts: 5,847member
    Funny stuff. I LOVE The Onion.



    Chicks go nuts over prom night. Holy smoke. Honest to goodness, a girl asked me (hey, I'm as shocked as anyone!) and I thought she was sweet and we were kinda friends, so I said "sure...that would be fun!".



    Yikes. It became more about her dress, my cumberbund matching said dress, eating at this particular restaurant, walking in with these particular friends, etc.







    It was anything but fun because it became this huge, all-consuming thing to her and her like-minded friends.



    I just wanted to have a nice meal, dance a little and get a smooch or five.



  • Reply 2 of 14
    emaneman Posts: 7,204member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by pscates



    I just wanted to have a nice meal, dance a little and get a smooch or five.







    Only a smooch or five? Shouldn't you want more on prom night?
  • Reply 3 of 14
    murbotmurbot Posts: 5,262member
    Yeah Paul, you're more likely to get a hummer now than you were to get a little french kissing 10-12 years ago.







    (damn I was born WAY too early)
  • Reply 4 of 14
    shawnpatrickjoyceshawnpatrickjoyce Posts: 2,417member
    YUP.
  • Reply 5 of 14
    alcimedesalcimedes Posts: 5,486member
    yeah, now you get crabs too.
  • Reply 6 of 14
    pscatespscates Posts: 5,847member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by EmAn

    Only a smooch or five? Shouldn't you want more on prom night?



    Nah, I was a good boy



    With my luck, I would've knocked her up and I'd have a 17-year-old kid now.







    Smooching was just fine.
  • Reply 7 of 14
    kecksykecksy Posts: 1,002member
    Ah, senior prom. It's a shame you only get to go once.
  • Reply 8 of 14
    paulpaul Posts: 5,278member
    heh not true... i know a few people who have been to more then one...
  • Reply 9 of 14
    stunnedstunned Posts: 1,096member
    It has been 6 years.... 6 long years.... good old memories.
  • Reply 10 of 14
    argentoargento Posts: 483member
    Ahhh I feel like a baby around you old timers! May 10th is my senior prom and I'm going with the perfect girl so it should be a fun time.



    Quote:

    yeah, now you get crabs too.



    Hell no, I still have p. 497 out of that damn book, I've seen that shit in action and I'll be damned if I get it.
  • Reply 11 of 14
    emaneman Posts: 7,204member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by pscates

    Nah, I was a good boy



    With my luck, I would've knocked her up and I'd have a 17-year-old kid now.





    Isn't that what birth control's for?
  • Reply 12 of 14
    ghost_user_nameghost_user_name Posts: 22,667member
    When Pscates was young tehy didn´t have birth control.
  • Reply 13 of 14
    alcimedesalcimedes Posts: 5,486member
    sure they did, reminds me of a limerick i learned as a kid.



    it goes



    In days of old when knights were bold,

    and rubbers weren't yet invetned

    they wrapped a sock around their cock,

    and babies were prevented.



    i have no idea how many posting guidelines that just crossed.



    (but it's art and free speech or something man!)
  • Reply 14 of 14
    willoughbywilloughby Posts: 1,457member
    mmmmm prom



    That was 8 years ago. Taking a girl thats 1 year younger than you is a dream. Its not HER prom, so she doesn't sweat it. Instead she tries to make it special for you



    < homer slobber >



    I wonder whatever happend to that girl....she's probably in porno now or something.



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