Have you tried praying?

praisejesusimacpraisejesusimac
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in Future Apple Hardware edited January 2014
You know I see so many sad people in here, longing for more powerful Power Macs to help them spread The Word. And much is made of IBM press releases, Motorola SKU numbers and much conjecture abounds. Yet I never see any evidence that you good people are praying for more POWER in your Power Macs.



How short-sighted of you. How do you expect to make progress in this area without asking the right being for direction and help? So foolish.



Now, put down your keyboards and pray - REAL HARD ! It's the only way to Power Mac salvation my friends.
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  • Reply 1 of 23
    qaziiqazii Posts: 305member
    Unfortunately, 10.1.5 doesn't come with iChurch, so this is impossible.
  • Reply 2 of 23
    zapchudzapchud Posts: 844member
    Let us hear what God has to say at the Microprocessor Forum this October
  • Reply 3 of 23
    moogsmoogs Posts: 4,296member
    iChurch...



    <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />



    Good one.
  • Reply 4 of 23
    guarthoguartho Posts: 1,208member
    I'll leave the praying for better, faster hardware to Steve, I'll pray for the $$ so I can pick one up when they come out!
  • Reply 5 of 23
    blackcatblackcat Posts: 697member
    I'm an iPagan so I've done all the spells I can think off...
  • Reply 6 of 23
    onlookeronlooker Posts: 5,252member
    [quote]Originally posted by Guartho:

    <strong>I'll leave the praying for better, faster hardware to Steve, I'll pray for the $$ so I can pick one up when they come out! </strong><hr></blockquote>



    I'm in between this, and iPagan.



    iChuch? reminds me of the day you said "Dad we don't have to go to church anymore look. There's a priest on TV." <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />
  • Reply 7 of 23
    discodisco Posts: 83member
    I'm buddhist so there's a problem putting "i" before anything...
  • Reply 8 of 23
    discodisco Posts: 83member
    DP



    [ 08-21-2002: Message edited by: disco ]</p>
  • Reply 9 of 23
    banjo billybanjo billy Posts: 80member
    shouldnt this thread be in fireside chat?
  • Reply 10 of 23
    praisejesusimacpraisejesusimac Posts: 11member
    No no my friend. This is still about hardware. Praying is merely the context in which we discuss hardware in this thread.



    I want you all to know that I asked Apple all the time to implement an iPod that displays a crucifix in the LCD when songs are playing, but they shut me down. I can only assume iChurch is too visionary for them to even contemplate.



    Realisitically we must do this the old fashioned way and make a Novina.
  • Reply 11 of 23
    bigcbigc Posts: 1,224member
    KMA
  • Reply 12 of 23
    thuh freakthuh freak Posts: 2,664member
    "kmfcw:

    kill muther focking cristian ways."
  • Reply 13 of 23
    wrong robotwrong robot Posts: 3,907member
    iPray

    converting windows users since 2002
  • Reply 14 of 23
    berbercarpetberbercarpet Posts: 242member
    Let me translate for you all:





    What you should be doing, if you are not, is emailing Apple and asking them to put faster computers out.





    Send friendly emails that say you'd love to buy a new Mac, but they just aren't speedy enough for you.



    Any given company only knows what it's customers tell them.





    If you want faster Macs, tell apple about.





    <a href="http://mailto:[email protected]"; target="_blank">Email Apple sales department.</a>
  • Reply 15 of 23
    banjo billybanjo billy Posts: 80member
    [quote]Originally posted by Wrong Robot:

    <strong>iPray

    converting windows users since 2002</strong><hr></blockquote>



    that is beautiful haha <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />
  • Reply 16 of 23
    serranoserrano Posts: 1,806member
    iAtheist.



  • Reply 17 of 23
    eddivelyeddively Posts: 74member
    [quote]Originally posted by disco:

    <strong>I'm buddhist so there's a problem putting "i" before anything... </strong><hr></blockquote>



    Haha, nice! Although that could be said about a lot of religions...

    Christianity for example --Pride comes before the fall.

    (not that most christians are really shining examples of that...)
  • Reply 18 of 23
    wrong robotwrong robot Posts: 3,907member
    GYAH!



    hahahaha

    <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />

    thats awesome dude...I know exactly what your saying about gyah!

    I use it all the time.

    what a great word.
  • Reply 19 of 23
    qaziiqazii Posts: 305member
    [quote]Originally posted by PraiseJesusiMac:

    <strong>

    I want you all to know that I asked Apple all the time to implement an iPod that displays a crucifix in the LCD when songs are playing, but they shut me down. I can only assume iChurch is too visionary for them to even contemplate.

    </strong><hr></blockquote>



    Give them time. After all, it's already in iTunes visuals:







    I hear from my super-secret Apple source that iChurch will allow you to autopray when your OS X Mac is doing it's normal maitanance tasks (3-5 AM). You don't even have to be awake!
  • Reply 20 of 23
    zozo Posts: 3,117member
    iWant iSin: The ultimate pron app... like Adult Media Finder, but better



    oh boy... iAmgoingtohell hehe
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