Hilarious Wedding Revenge Story
A friend just emailed me this & I just had to pass it on.
Enjoy!
A Master Card Moment
This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd.
He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception..
As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a manila envelope.
He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.
The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.
After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!".
Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."
He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.
While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.
His revenge -- making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.
This guy ha s balls the size of church bells. Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this?
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
friends.......................................$32, 000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the
occasion.......................................$3, 000.
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in
Maui...........................................$8, 500.
The look on everyone's face when they see the
8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man
..........................................Priceles s.
There are some things money can't buy, f or everything
else there's...
MASTERCARD
Enjoy!
A Master Card Moment
This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd.
He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception..
As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a manila envelope.
He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.
The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.
After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!".
Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."
He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.
While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.
His revenge -- making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.
This guy ha s balls the size of church bells. Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this?
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
friends.......................................$32, 000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the
occasion.......................................$3, 000.
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in
Maui...........................................$8, 500.
The look on everyone's face when they see the
8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man
..........................................Priceles s.
There are some things money can't buy, f or everything
else there's...
MASTERCARD
Comments
Originally posted by Willoughby
Funny, but unfortunately not true
But Jay Leno mentioned it
Originally posted by Scott
But Jay Leno mentioned it
what the hell does he care...
Originally posted by mello
This guy ha s balls the size of church bells.
Pricks don´t have balls
Originally posted by mello
Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this?
Ahh. I always wondered where taht came from. Not having a TV and living in Mastercard-No-No land makes you somewhat cultural isolated.
Originally posted by Anders
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Ahh. I always wondered where taht came from. Not having a TV and living in Mastercard-No-No land makes you somewhat cultural isolated.
Yea it's like that Sienfled where that guy didn't have a TeeVee. Remember that one? That was funny.
Originally posted by Scott
But Jay Leno mentioned it
what' the fvck does he know? he's an arrogant moron, though i still watch the bastard oscassionally, not sure why
i wish this story was true, it's pretty funny
Originally posted by MGG
Hey, even if it's not fully true it's still a pretty cool story.
Similar story, except the best-man stands up and tells everyone to look under their chair for a special gift..
Under each chair is an envelope, and inside the envelope is a photo of the bride banging someone other than the groom...
end of story....