Oh come on you think they would trust BR with sharp objects like... toe nail clippers. They would be considered a WOMD for him. He would end up on the news.
Br you don't mention how your toe got to be bleeding ?
Sure it didn't happen as a result of kicking someone's butt...?
I thought I hinted at it with the lack of toe nail clippers comment. I was picking at a nail (and usually I do a damn good job at it) but this time it tore too low and it started bleeding.
I thought i was bleeding ... woke up sunday morning, raging hangover, pulled on my clothes and was like 'sh*t were did all this red stuff come from' turns out i had a greasy burger before i went to bed and over did the sauce....
I thought I hinted at it with the lack of toe nail clippers comment. I was picking at a nail (and usually I do a damn good job at it) but this time it tore too low and it started bleeding.
Nice one BR!
You're well on your way to a really nice ingrown toenail.
Believe me, you'll like it when it starts oozing pus and swells to twice the size.
Cut your friggin toe nails straight accross with clippers or else you could have to endure a pretty painful visit to a chiropodist.
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Originally posted by LoCash
His mouth alone is a WMD
Now that's what I like to hear.
Originally posted by BR
Now that's what I like to hear.
The jury's out as to whether it should be classified as a "smart bomb " or just "dumb assed ordinance "
Originally posted by BR
I really should get a pair of toe nail clippers. Dammit.
You should just use your teeth like I do.
Saves clean up time too.
Originally posted by Aquafire
The jury's out as to whether it should be classified as a "smart bomb " or just "dumb assed ordinance "
HAH!
note: i love this stuff. feel free to blast away. i'm not a pussy and i won't report you to the mods.
Originally posted by DiscoCow
You should just use your teeth like I do.
Saves clean up time too.
Perhaps if I was a contortionist freak I would do that.
His mouth alone is a WMD
Could it be considered an incendiary?
I'm sorry to read that you have been bleeding from the toe.
I have a lump in my throat.
It proved to be benign, fortunately, but nonetheless. There it is. A lump.
So. You have been bleeding from the toe.
I'm sorry to hear that.
All my love,
'Hassan' ibn Sabeh al Tikriti.
Originally posted by BR
from my toe. I really should get a pair of toe nail clippers. Dammit.
Br you don't mention how your toe got to be bleeding ?
Sure it didn't happen as a result of kicking someone's butt...?
Originally posted by Aquafire
Br you don't mention how your toe got to be bleeding ?
See, that's what happens when you're a masochist with a foot fetish. Nothing but heartaches man, I feel for you.
Originally posted by Aquafire
Br you don't mention how your toe got to be bleeding ?
Sure it didn't happen as a result of kicking someone's butt...?
I thought I hinted at it with the lack of toe nail clippers comment. I was picking at a nail (and usually I do a damn good job at it) but this time it tore too low and it started bleeding.
Originally posted by Longhorn
Thought maybe it got caught on a tooth while wedged in your mouth.
The great thing about being inflexible
is you can never get your foot caught in your mouth.
Some members of this forum, though, might be able to
do just that though
with the way they are able to goose step so high.
Originally posted by BR
The great thing about being inflexible
is you can never get your foot caught in your mouth.
Some members of this forum, though, might be able to
do just that though
with the way they are able to goose step so high.
And some get splinters up their arses from all that fence sitting...
Will i ever learn ............
Originally posted by BR
I thought I hinted at it with the lack of toe nail clippers comment. I was picking at a nail (and usually I do a damn good job at it) but this time it tore too low and it started bleeding.
Nice one BR!
You're well on your way to a really nice ingrown toenail.
Believe me, you'll like it when it starts oozing pus and swells to twice the size.
Cut your friggin toe nails straight accross with clippers or else you could have to endure a pretty painful visit to a chiropodist.
Friendly advice from someone who knows