The Power of One
If you were given the " Bruce Almighty " Power to change ONE historical event anywhere and at anytime in the world's history..
( with the proviso that it must be to increase world peace & security)..
What would you change & why ?
Personally...I would have made sure Stalin was never born...As he single handedly was responsible for the deaths of at least 30 million of his own people...
Actually I am sorely tempted to bump off a few others..see it's tough..but between the rest of us, we can weasel them out of their hidey-holes of history...
( with the proviso that it must be to increase world peace & security)..
What would you change & why ?
Personally...I would have made sure Stalin was never born...As he single handedly was responsible for the deaths of at least 30 million of his own people...
Actually I am sorely tempted to bump off a few others..see it's tough..but between the rest of us, we can weasel them out of their hidey-holes of history...
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We learn lessons from earth shattering events. If no Stalin, someone else would have filled his shoes. etc.
originally posted by thuh Freak
well, for me, it seems pretty easy: hitler. without his rampage, Einstein would never have immigrated here, likely would not have had the force of the government to instruct him to make the world's hell, hopefully would never have made it, and a large vibe of the cold war could have been avoided. sure the whole anti-communist/anti-capatalist fight might have brewed, but without the threat of global destruction it would've gone to a real fight, and a lot sooner. a generation or two wouldn't have had to live in daily fere of a nuke going off. every war since the nuclear war has been drastically affected by that one.
I'd go further back and stop the assasination of that prince that sparked the first World War, thereby never neccesitating the Treaty of Versailles, thereby never imposing the adversities in Germany that gave rise to attraction to the Nazi party and Hitler.
Or go stop European colonialism, which I attribute as being the cause of many of the woes and ills in the world.
Pass a "maximum wage" law (any personal income over a certain level MUST be reinvested in creating new business or research)
Isn't that a bit Communistic? The truth comes out... Where's ol' McCarthy when you need him?
Originally posted by segovius
Sir Charles Wheatstone in 1929 invented one of the most inhuman instruments of torture yet devised by man's fetid and twisted imagination and left legacy of terror that still confronts us in public spaces everywhere: the accordion.
I would have stopped him.
Please edit this before Superkaratemonkeydeathcar reads it...
Originally posted by segovius
Sir Charles Wheatstone in 1929 invented one of the most inhuman instruments of torture yet devised by man's fetid and twisted imagination and left legacy of terror that still confronts us in public spaces everywhere: the accordion.
I would have stopped him.
You rate that worse than Bagpipes...
In WW1 the germans claimed that it used to freeze their blood to hear it wafting over the trenches...!
Maybe we could play Bagpipes over that mountainous region of Afghanistan / Pakistan where OBL is allegedly hiding...
Originally posted by segovius
Actually Aqua I think you'll find that the bagpipes (al-Ghaita some say this is the root of alligator though God knows why) originated in Afghanistan in the first place so maybe that wouldn't scare them too much !
Ochh hoots man, Tae wee Baggies wer inventid in bonnie Egpyta tae wae bark inder tymes dee O'd'Pharoahs...
would the Dark ages have happened?
would the Romans have developed the technologies earlier which took over a thousand years to spring up in Europe later ?
or was the fall of Rome a good thing in that it allowed Europe to be unified under its own stamp rather than that of a semi-tyranical system . . . but a developement that took over a thoussand years
or was the shift in populations a good thing because it forced a mixing of cultures?
hhm?
it would be interesting with computers big enough and enough ram . . . say a trillion trillion googleplex Gigabytes - you could just plug the input and watch what would happen
...or smack b*tched eve for touching that bloody fruit.
Originally posted by Aquafire
If you were given the " Bruce Almighty " Power to change ONE historical event anywhere and at anytime in the world's history..
( with the proviso that it must be to increase world peace & security)..
What would you change & why ?
2000 US Presidential Election.
Buh Bye Dubya. No, daddy can't help you. No cabal for you.
Gore wouldn't have cut NASA or the Space Station.
Gore wouldn't have pissed off the rest of the world, or invaded Iraq.
Gore wouldn't still deny Global Warming in a year of global record extremes everywhere.
Gore can pronounce 'nuclear' without an intermediate vowel.
GWB seems to be having an odd effect on 'world peace & security', depending on one's perspective
edit: if godlike power is temporarily mine, i'll reserve the right to change mind as well as event later :P
continuing the Apollo program towards Mars is a tempting tweak of historical priorities
Originally posted by Not Unlike Myself
I'd either stop Jesus from being killed and thus negating salvation...
...or smack b*tched eve for touching that bloody fruit.
1: Your salvation was & always has been available without any need for any blood sacrifice.
" Crucifixion / blood atonement "..was Paul's bargain to win over jewish converts...
2: "Smack b*tching " anyone is hardly a progressive step toward peace & love...
IMO
Is that like getting the shit out of beat you? Or is it more like getting your kick assed? Anyway, up beating women is wrong. I'd definitely have to bitch slap you for that one.