Ran out of beer today. I tried getting a buzz from a bottle of white wine, but it didn't really do a whole hell of a lot.
I do have a bottle of scotch here, but I think I'm too much of a nancy-boy to down it straight.
What did you drink tonight?
The proper way to drink cheap, white wine when you're alone or in low-class company (preferably something not too sweet. . .a chardonnay perhaps) is to fist it. . . . I remember, about a year ago, when I had two bottles of decent (US$12/bottle) red wine that were meant for a date since all restaurants are byob around here. But before the date could happen I pissed off the company, and I was just left with two bottles of red wine.
shitballs. Two bottles of wine can really do it.
Anyway, sack it up and drink the scotch on the rocks. Seriously, there's nothing you can do to scotch. It doesn't mix too well with anything, and all of my scotch mixing episodes have resulted in really bad drinks. What kind of scotch do you have there, out of curiosity?
"How did you get that marker? We frisked you on the way in here!"
"Oh, I wasn't keeping it in my pocket."
"Now, that's enough..."
"I bet if you had frisked me you would have found it."
"That's wonderful, Sean..."
"Because I was keeping it in my butt!"
Mentioning Chardonnay made me thing of this... too bad SNL sucks now.
Anyway, I have yet to be introduced to the full effects of alcohol. I've had alcohol before, in small amounts. I generally like it but I've never gotten drunk before and I don't plan on doing so anytime soon. But I guess, being a sophomore in college, it's only a matter of time... heh, maybe I can get some play while I'm at it, although that's probably not a good thing
That's Chardonnay. (A character in a useless UK soap about footballers wives). Shes 'low-class company preferably something not too sweet' that was what you meant wasn't it?
Right I've had to edit 'wasn't' 3 times now...no more posting, too drunk.
Last night: Pale Ale, IPA then a shorty of Breakfast Stout. Couple of Graham's 20 year Portos before bed.
Today: shorty Breakfast Stout with lunch, then 2 IPAs and a Raspberry Lambic for dinner. Probably have a couple bottles of Pale before I go home for the night. Probably another Porto before bed...maybe two.
Made a scotch, gin and beer cocktail tonight. Spilt 8/9ths of it. Made a gin/gin/gin/gin/scotch/beer cocktail (I'm out of scotch) to lessen the pain. Man. I bet there's no worse feeling than the feeling you get when you spill a perfectly good drink.
That's Chardonnay. (A character in a useless UK soap about footballers wives). Shes 'low-class company preferably something not too sweet' that was what you meant wasn't it?
Right I've had to edit 'wasn't' 3 times now...no more posting, too drunk.
I had no idea. (not a limie)
A bit of a coincidence then, but a cheap chardonnay is indeed as described, so perhaps the name fits.
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but that was last night. tonight i'm recovering.
Originally posted by murbot
Ran out of beer today. I tried getting a buzz from a bottle of white wine, but it didn't really do a whole hell of a lot.
I do have a bottle of scotch here, but I think I'm too much of a nancy-boy to down it straight.
What did you drink tonight?
Nothing, but i expect to drink some good wines, tomorrow for my tenth wedding birthday
I feel like such a pussy for drinking this shit that I just HAVE to down a few shots of scotch to even it out.
But this afternoon I cracked open two bottles of scotch I picked up in NY on the way back from Montreal...
The Macallan Cask Strength, and Balvenie 21yr Port Cask Aged.
Oh. My. Dear. God. Both are just unreal.
Originally posted by murbot
I have one more glass of wine to go.
I feel like such a pussy for drinking this shit that I just HAVE to down a few shots of scotch to even it out.
I like how you "even out" your alcohol by drinking more alcohol.
There should be a drinking smiley... there's already a smoking one.
Originally posted by murbot
Ran out of beer today. I tried getting a buzz from a bottle of white wine, but it didn't really do a whole hell of a lot.
I do have a bottle of scotch here, but I think I'm too much of a nancy-boy to down it straight.
What did you drink tonight?
The proper way to drink cheap, white wine when you're alone or in low-class company (preferably something not too sweet. . .a chardonnay perhaps) is to fist it. . . . I remember, about a year ago, when I had two bottles of decent (US$12/bottle) red wine that were meant for a date since all restaurants are byob around here. But before the date could happen I pissed off the company, and I was just left with two bottles of red wine.
shitballs. Two bottles of wine can really do it.
Anyway, sack it up and drink the scotch on the rocks. Seriously, there's nothing you can do to scotch. It doesn't mix too well with anything, and all of my scotch mixing episodes have resulted in really bad drinks. What kind of scotch do you have there, out of curiosity?
"I'll take 'I Have A Hard-On' for $400"
I HAVE A *HARDON***
"Hah hah hah!"
"How did you get that marker? We frisked you on the way in here!"
"Oh, I wasn't keeping it in my pocket."
"Now, that's enough..."
"I bet if you had frisked me you would have found it."
"That's wonderful, Sean..."
"Because I was keeping it in my butt!"
Mentioning Chardonnay made me thing of this... too bad SNL sucks now.
Anyway, I have yet to be introduced to the full effects of alcohol. I've had alcohol before, in small amounts. I generally like it but I've never gotten drunk before and I don't plan on doing so anytime soon. But I guess, being a sophomore in college, it's only a matter of time... heh, maybe I can get some play while I'm at it, although that's probably not a good thing
low-class company preferably something not too sweet. . .a chardonnay perhaps... fist it
Mmmmmm... Chardonnay
Sorry, got distracted, need more Vodka.
You misconstruants, you.
I think I invented a new word.
Who the hell is that?
That's Chardonnay. (A character in a useless UK soap about footballers wives). Shes 'low-class company preferably something not too sweet' that was what you meant wasn't it?
Right I've had to edit 'wasn't' 3 times now...no more posting, too drunk.
Originally posted by murbot
Ran out of beer today.
A tragedy on the order of... um... running out of... of... nope, can't think of anything around the house that I need less than beer.
Tonight: beer.
Tomorrow? I'll report back.
Today: shorty Breakfast Stout with lunch, then 2 IPAs and a Raspberry Lambic for dinner. Probably have a couple bottles of Pale before I go home for the night. Probably another Porto before bed...maybe two.
Yum.
Originally posted by der Kopf
Man. I bet there's no worse feeling than the feeling you get when you spill a perfectly good drink.
I know your pain. In fact, my local Mac dealer keeps an 'emergency' keyboard in stock for me at all times.
Originally posted by Zarathustra
That's Chardonnay. (A character in a useless UK soap about footballers wives). Shes 'low-class company preferably something not too sweet' that was what you meant wasn't it?
Right I've had to edit 'wasn't' 3 times now...no more posting, too drunk.
I had no idea. (not a limie)
A bit of a coincidence then, but a cheap chardonnay is indeed as described, so perhaps the name fits.