The New Political Party: AI
okay, folks. if you were going to nominate someone from the AppleInsider forums, who would it be? you're also welcome to suggest appointed cabinet members and such, if you want. then maybe we'll follow up this thread with a simple poll to do our voting.
let the mudslinging begin!
let the mudslinging begin!
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I would have Fran as my secretary of state
I would have Powerdoc as my US ambassador to UN
I would have ShawnJ and Trumptman as my political affairs party leadership council
I would have Shetline head my expanded Science and Technology initiative.
I would have Kirkland and Aquafire co-chair my council on domestic liberty protections. (work to ensure liberty for all)
I would install murbot as the official White House party coordinator
I would hire drewprops as my media handling consulting firm
I would have Leonis design and run the White House website
I would have all the rest of you in my inner circle of advisors
Just a thought
Fellows
Originally posted by FellowshipChurch iBook
If I were President
I would have Fran as my secretary of state
I would have Powerdoc as my US ambassador to UN
I would have ShawnJ and Trumptman as my political affairs party leadership council
I would have Shetline head my expanded Science and Technology initiative.
I would have Kirkland and Aquafire co-chair my council on domestic liberty protections. (work to ensure liberty for all)
I would install murbot as the official White House party coordinator
I would hire drewprops as my media handling consulting firm
I would have Leonis design and run the White House website
I would have all the rest of you in my inner circle of advisors
Just a thought
Fellows
Thanks, Fship.
However nominating all the AI mambers in your inner circle of advisors is brillant, you are sure to gain many votes ...
May he/she rule with the essence of non-posting.
Originally posted by rok
what, no one has nominated sdw for a position of power?!?
Who has been nominated for a position of power? Only one person has nominated anyone so far, and in proper mod fashion Fellowship has given everyone very long titles, but no real power.
Party coordinator...
UN Ambassador
White House web admin....
And of course Shawn and I share the longest title for which we can feel properly important while doing pretty much nothing.
What exactly would a political affairs party leadership council member do?
I have the POWER!?! Sounds like the Dilbert universe. Longer title, more work, no increase in pay.
Of course in the office that Shawn and I share, my name has to be on top.
Nick
Fellows
Immanuel Goldstein, Special Envoy to the Middle East.
Powerdoc, Health and Human Services.
Put Giant in charge of the CIA, and Sammi Jo in charge of the FBI. (Then we, and they, could find out what's really going on. I'm not sure who would end up being most surprised.)
Give Fellowship the post he recommended for PowerDoc, Ambassador to the UN, because he's become so very diplomatic lately.
Drewprops in charge of NASA.
BRussell for my Chief of Staff.
Billybobsky, new Supreme Court Justice (even if he doesn't have merit).
SDW2001, secretary (no capital S) to the assistant to the ambassador to some really, really remote, tiny country.
Hassan i Sabbah, special task force for developing witty sarcasm into a military-grade defense system.
Thuh freak in charge of the FDA, so he can personally sample everything that has to be approved.
Then I'd find some clueless, easily-manipulated newbie who has just signed onto AI, and prop him up as President while I quietly ran things from behind the scenes.
Anyone who feels left out, I could probably find a spot for you in the 30% staff increase at the Justice Department for going after Microsoft.
Originally posted by rok
any nominees for oval office intern?
I'll work to improve relations with Cuba so I can get better cigars for you.
I nominate Apple Legal Team (Yes I am looking at you. Your IPs are as hidden as Britneys self control in Vegas) for the government anti-corruption unit.
Originally posted by shetline
Hassan i Sabbah, special task force for developing witty sarcasm into a military-grade defense system.
Goddammit I want in on this.
Fellowship - Secretary of Innocuous Statements.
Chubacca - Secretary of Incredulous Statements
bunge - Presidential Intern
Shawn - Secretary of Parsing Presidential Statements
Groverat - Secretary of Male Issues
Powerdoc - Secretary of Foreign Affairs
Murbot - Head of ATF
Pfflam - Secretary of Postmodernism
SDW - Director of OMB
Jimmac - Director of CBO
Billbobsky - Director of Southern Strategeria
Carol A. - Secretary of Embarrassing Anecdotal Incidents
BRussell - Secretary of Edumacation
Hassan - Secretary of Funny Walks
Fran - Secretary of Baseball caps
giant - Secretary of Flames
Kirkland - Secretary of Marriage
Northgate - Secretary of Entertainment
Scott - Director of the FCC
Anders - Director of Religious Affairs
Anyone else I forgot, well my lunch was over and hey, look a plane.....
Nick
Originally posted by Anders
Hey It would be an honour to serve as your Director of Ridicoules_Affairs.
Well it's not so far to serve as moderator of AO