This hit P-town a while ago. We would play with random facebook pics. . . of course, by juniors year we knew a lot of them, and would mix in same-sex people just for kicks.
So, without deviation. . .
Vail, Deb, Tony.
Vail was in Maxim not too long ago. Not really worthy, but c'mon. . . It's Ivy league. . . our girls suck. (Of course, Maxim USA was founded by a few Princeton guys) Anyway, I mention her just for "star power." I have been vocal in proclaiming that she isn't anywhere near the top of Princeton, but I digress. . .
EDIT: Ooh ooh! I thought of a good one just now (I am not sure if we are presenting our own ones or if we are presenting quandaries for others). So here is the quandary:
Well there's no other option but to kill Britney, that's just a given. I'd fuck Julia because Gwyneth is too skinny and I'd marry Gwyneth because then I'd have a daughter named Apple.
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Originally posted by Luca
Oprah Winfrey, Queen Latifah, Rosie O'Donnell.
Fuck Rosie because she's a lesbian and lesbians are HOT. Kill Oprah because she has way too much power, and marry Queen Latifah because then I'd be King Latifah.
Here's mine: Private Lynndie England, Private Jessica Lynch, and General Janice Karpinski.
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Originally posted by Hassan i Sabbah
The rules are in here somewhere.
I'll get the ball rolling.
Miss Piggy. Kermit. Beaker.
Marry beaker. fvck the pig. kill the frog.
Along this note:
Mokey Fraggle. Junior Gorg. Red Fraggle.
This hit P-town a while ago. We would play with random facebook pics. . . of course, by juniors year we knew a lot of them, and would mix in same-sex people just for kicks.
So, without deviation. . .
Vail, Deb, Tony.
Vail was in Maxim not too long ago. Not really worthy, but c'mon. . . It's Ivy league. . . our girls suck. (Of course, Maxim USA was founded by a few Princeton guys) Anyway, I mention her just for "star power." I have been vocal in proclaiming that she isn't anywhere near the top of Princeton, but I digress. . .
EDIT: Ooh ooh! I thought of a good one just now (I am not sure if we are presenting our own ones or if we are presenting quandaries for others). So here is the quandary:
Oprah Winfrey, Queen Latifah, Rosie O'Donnell.
Originally posted by Carol A
Brittney Spears, Gwyneth Paltrow, Julia Roberts.
Well there's no other option but to kill Britney, that's just a given. I'd fuck Julia because Gwyneth is too skinny and I'd marry Gwyneth because then I'd have a daughter named Apple.
Originally posted by Luca
Oprah Winfrey, Queen Latifah, Rosie O'Donnell.
Fuck Rosie because she's a lesbian and lesbians are HOT. Kill Oprah because she has way too much power, and marry Queen Latifah because then I'd be King Latifah.
Here's mine: Private Lynndie England, Private Jessica Lynch, and General Janice Karpinski.