Do you ever feel like walking into Apple's marketing dept. and slap a few people?

sunilramansunilraman
Posted:
in General Discussion edited January 2014
Just going like, WTF? WTF were you thinking?



You know i luv apple. but classic example: Quicktime7 HD gallery just up:

bloody sweet:



http://www.apple.com/quicktime/hdgallery/



fantastic four on the first fold of the webpage, jessica alba with some nice cleavage happening, very good, high-definition, very good, then..



"Exceptional Peripheral Vision

Welcome to a revolution in resolution. High Definition video brings the widescreen vistas, clarity and color depth of film to the television and computer screen"



WTF???



"exceptional peripheral vision"

joe average just wants to know "kick-ass high-definition with quicktime7"



"revolution in resolution" that's a bit too smart

"widescreen vistas, blah blah...."



WTF??? who wrote this copy?

joe average just wants to know "cinema-quality high-resolution video and rich colors beyond DVD with quicktime7 and a powermac g5"



apple is going to f8cking miss the boat on high-def consumer home-cinema... but i'm secretly wishing, nay, praying, for an iPod-like revolution for a Mac-based high-def home-cinema setup, or hell, maybe they just don't wanna, that's not their focus...

Comments

  • Reply 1 of 7
    hmurchisonhmurchison Posts: 12,425member
    Hell forget the peripheral vision bring on the HD Pr0n!
  • Reply 2 of 7
    sunilramansunilraman Posts: 8,133member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by hmurchison

    Hell forget the peripheral vision bring on the HD Pr0n!



    *sigh* funny but true
  • Reply 3 of 7
    dmzdmz Posts: 5,775member
    Quote:

    Do you ever feel like walking into Apple's marketing dept. and slap a few people?





    not since cyberdog
  • Reply 4 of 7
    sunilramansunilraman Posts: 8,133member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by dmz

    not since cyberdog



    if that is a pre-year-2000 joke related to Mac please explain? me not as old as u.
  • Reply 5 of 7
    omegaomega Posts: 427member
    I think it was a n early apple browser integrated with something called OpenDoc.



    Google will be able to shed more light.
  • Reply 6 of 7
    sunilramansunilraman Posts: 8,133member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Omega

    I think it was a n early apple browser integrated with something called OpenDoc.....



    somehow based on the above information you just provided and the word "cyberdog" i don't wanna investigate further \
  • Reply 7 of 7
    dmzdmz Posts: 5,775member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by sunilraman

    if that is a pre-year-2000 joke related to Mac please explain? me not as old as u.





    Omega, is right, I remember migrating to it from Netscape, once upon a time.
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