It's the Obama Photo and Caption Thread!

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in PoliticalOutsider edited January 2014
It's time to cross Obama with my sensational wit. AP provides the photo and I provide the captions.











Obama trying to show how he is the toughest presidential candidate describes

how he will pluck out the eyebrow hairs of Osama Bin Laden one by one.









I said give me back my f*cking cigarettes damn it. This is a CHANGE? I don't want to make right now.









Obama showing he has more CHANGE? than anyone else.









Obama is pissed when he learns someone else has managed to put more CHANGE? into their photo backdrop.









I would like to thank this young lady for helping me bypass public financing by signing over her financial aid.









Any supporter who donates $2500 gets an actual fist bump from Obama himself.









Obama heals a sick child with his "once in a generation" messianic powers.









Obama proves he can move a mountain and also single-handedly save the American Midwest from floods.









Obama radiating CHANGE?, HOPE? and charisma out into the entire crowd.









Obama insures our health care system is more equitable by physically moving machines from one room to another.
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Comments

  • trumptmantrumptman Posts: 16,298member
    Two more since the image limit is 10 per post...







    Ha B*tches! Throw down more CHANGE? than this in your photo background. I am the KING!1!1!!









    Dude... get it right. It is a fist bump. FIST BUMP!!!!
  • jimmacjimmac Posts: 11,898member
    Here I'll bump your thread!



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  • shawnjshawnj Posts: 6,656member
    Oh laugh, jimmac.



    Some of that stuff was funny.
  • brussellbrussell Posts: 9,812member




    "Hey you BRussell, behind my right shoulder, wake up and listen to my change!"
  • shawnjshawnj Posts: 6,656member




    Is that the wife in blue?
  • jubelumjubelum Posts: 4,490member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by brussell View Post






    No Scarves. None.
  • brussellbrussell Posts: 9,812member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by ShawnJ View Post






    Is that the wife in blue?



    that's the wife - a Hillary supporter just six months ago.
  • brussellbrussell Posts: 9,812member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Jubelum View Post


    No Scarves. None.



    they made me take my turban off.
  • midwintermidwinter Posts: 10,060member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by BRussell View Post






    "Hey you BRussell, behind my right shoulder, wake up and listen to my change!"



    i had no idea you were black!
  • tontontonton Posts: 14,064member


    Agent 86 voice: "Missed it by that much," after Diebold steals another election in Ohio.



    "Allahu Akbar!": Obama shows his true leanings after winning the election.



    "The first change I will make as president is to the pledge of allegiance. From now on, it will be, 'One black nation, under almighty Allah!' Anyone who refuses will be beheaded."



    President Elect Barack Obama tries to set the constitution alight using his previously undeclared power of heat vision.



    "Thank you for passing the funding bill which allows the government to pay for this young lady's education all the way through graduate school because she's finger lickin' good. I always like me some of that white ass."



    Obama enlists one more terrorist into his secret Islamic society for global domination with the customary fist bump.



    That's right, son. I am Jesus. Now bow your white head down in tribute.



    I knew I'd finally get rid of that bitch somehow.



    Damn, man, this is some triptastic shit! Hella better than the crap I got from Larry Sinclair!



    Entering launch codes now. Goodbye, Tel Aviv!
  • franksargentfranksargent Posts: 4,694member
    [CENTER]

    Appalachians seeking change from Republicans.[/CENTER]
  • trumptmantrumptman Posts: 16,298member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by tonton View Post


    Funny shit.



    Tonton, I'm buying you several rounds for that if we ever encounter each other in real life. Good job!
  • trumptmantrumptman Posts: 16,298member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by franksargent View Post


    [CENTER]

    Appalachians seeking change from Republicans.[/CENTER]



    Close but no cigar. That is CHANGE? from Republicans. Obama owns that shit dude.
  • @_@ artman@_@ artman Posts: 5,231member




    Bart: Work here is done. I'm needed elsewhere now. I'm needed wherever outlaws rule the West, wherever innocent women and children are afraid to walk the streets, wherever a man cannot live in simple dignity, wherever a people cry out for justice.

    Crowd: BULLSHIT!

    Bart: All right, you caught me. Speaking the plain truth is getting pretty damn dull around here...



  • flounderflounder Posts: 2,674member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by BRussell View Post


    that's the wife - a Hillary supporter just six months ago.



    She seems to be looking sideways and thinking, "I swear to god, if he falls asleep I'm punching him right in the balls."
  • trumptmantrumptman Posts: 16,298member




    L'idiot monolingue américain a dit que nous faisions le coup de poing.
  • icfireballicfireball Posts: 2,594member
    Tontos was funny, trumptmans was pretty much not funny.
  • groveratgroverat Posts: 10,872member
    It's hard to be funny when you're a hate-filled, bitter human.
  • hassan i sabbahhassan i sabbah Posts: 3,987member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by groverat View Post


    It's hard to be funny when you're a hate-filled, bitter human.



    You haven't seen me tap dancing.
  • trumptmantrumptman Posts: 16,298member




    Obama may have been the fresh new face several months ago but his rhetorical flourishes and imagery are quickly being deconstructed.



    Here is some fun that most of you enjoy...The Daily Show.



    Press Favors Obama
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