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64-page document. My first reaction was that a lie takes considerable time to explain, the truth is usually much more succinct.
Sorry, wrong thread.
Think different!
I'm just waiting for the Mac Merkin.
Fools, all of you! It's not a 12.9-inch iPad - it's the new 12.9-inch iPhone!
Cone of silence anyone?http://youtu.be/g1eUIK9CihA
Crap! I hope my LG washer and dryer aren't reporting back what clothes I'm washing and how often I wash them. Those aren't my bra and panties, I'm just washing them for a friend...really, I swear!
That sounds analogous to a convicted burglar telling me he still going to break into my home again, only this time he's going to tell which door he's are going to break down so I can try to put better locks on it. I'm so happy!
Agreed. This reminds me of the joke where the man dies and ends up in hell. Once there he is given three choices of how he would like to spend eternity. In the first room, people are standing for all eternity in a pool of fecal matter that is waist deep. Asking to see the next choice, he is shown a similar room only now the pool of fecal matter is chest deep. Still unsure, he is shown the last room. There he finds the condemned sitting around in rocking chairs...
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