Maybe the docs should start where it matters.
...You have stomach problems, you go to the doc and get an MRI. You go in for the results. The doc comes into the stereotypical waiting room, and very gravely tells you that you have stomach cancer.
...he then tells you that if you go on a diet, lose 50 pounds, eat 1700 calories a day, and exercise, you'll pretty much neutralize the cancer to the level of, say "occasional...