Posts by Maverik234

Quote: Originally Posted by PaulMJohnson How come when I come rolling in from the pub drunk my wife is furious, but the dog is always delighted? Dogs love vomit, wife's don't.

Quote: Originally Posted by digitalclips For me Siri is very accurate, she understands me almost perfectly. Better than my American wife. Must be that Northern RP.. Sorry your wife doesn't understand you. My dogs understand me...

Quote: Originally Posted by digitalclips Santa isn't real??? If santas not real then I'm suing my parents! ... And that old guy wearing the red suit that smelt of gin when I was five.

If this guy wins then the flood gates will be open ... Especially in Scotland http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAz_U...e_gdata_player

That's it, I'm moving to America to make my fortune. I'll start with a suit against jeep because I got bogged down once. Then I'm hitting North Face cos when I walked the dogs the other day my body warmer left me felling a little...

Didn't see my old mac laptop either, black and white with a rollerball. I forget the name but it had a staggering 20MB hard drive!

I got a text from apple, Shipment W250@&£!? has been dispatched.Expect delivery on or before 16-03-2012.Track your order at http://store.apple.com/orderstatus Dam I hope it's before

This is first time I've ordered on per-order. Stayed up till 1am waiting for the UK to come back online (Apple launches seem to equate to denial of service attack). This morning I received a text saying my delivery has shipped ... Gone...

Quote: Originally Posted by Suddenly Newton I dunno. I can think of worse choices. William Shatner. "Schmidt you... dirty bastard I'm... going thermonuclear... if you... don't stop copying us." Instead of 'KAHNNNNNNNN!'...

Any movie will have to compress characters and events to fit within a reasonable time frame. My suggestion is a 3 part epic ... sort of like Lord of the Rings. Lord of the Apple - Fellowship of the apple Steve and Steve, the early...