I do have a few issues with Apple Support.
Sometimes they answer the phone so fast it freaks me out. Let it ring dammit! I haven't had time to work myself into a self-righteous rage!
They are too polite. I wonder if the whole experience would be quicker if they were a little less polite.
They seem to genuinely care. Again, that freaks me out.
I think by offering such an excellent service, they are denying me the opportunity to work through my anger issues. As...