Posts by macinthe408

What's more appalling to me is iTunes Match matching my explicit songs to clean ones on their Match servers. I also have clean songs, and the converse has never happened. Lay down your conspiracy theories.

I always ask myself why I can't have Brad Pitt's looks, Mark Zuckerberg's money, or Colin Farrell's harem. I don't have an answer. Why would HP?

This is straight out of Charles Brockden Brown's Wieland, things spontaneously combusting! Quick, someone get Consumer Reports on the case! And to think, their headline can be titled "iPhone 4s may combust spontaneously,"...

Three people have complained about being hot. My original iPad gets warm, especially after extended hours watching hot porn.

Quote: 750 people in line at the flagship Fifth Avenue Store, compared to 1,190 for the iPad 2 last year. Samsung is already working on a commercial mocking this decrease. "Hahaha, we trended upwards: We went from 4 to 8,...

I sure wish they updated that remote. I have never been able to touch any of the directional buttons without accidentally touching the center button.

And it still ships with that crap remote. You know, the one in which every press of a directional button automatically includes a free center button press!

"But Siri can't understand a question about the weather," said Taladonga Breckenridge, a Samsung representative, when asked about the pre-order frenzy surrounding the new iPad.

How dare Apple cannibalize a currently hot product!

Well, after reading about this lawsuit I can skip my nightly dose of a "Seinfeld" episode.