Could AI please stop it with the pseudonyms? Maybe you think this is subtle hint to set your readers' expectations. Reader sees author's name, reader adjusts expectations. Cute. Ok, here's what I expect:
Daniel Eran Dilger - Full on, unabashed "Apple is right. Here's why" rant
Prince McClean - Supposed straight report, with only required digs and catcalls
Slash Lane - Quick, hard hitting rumors and nonsense
Everyone could make these associations, or maybe instead, AI...