Oh please please just take our word for it. We'll do the right thing! We promise!
Don't regulate us like the utility we are.
Hey, how's this for a solution.
I have 'unlimited', you give me unlimited. There are so few people grandfathered in that it can't be that big of an issue for you.
Or, give me the option to go to a limited plan that doesn't cost more than my current unlimited.
But throttling me down to sub 2400 baud modem rates is simply not acceptable.