How about making a phone radio just another option on all iPads, including a new "iPad Nano" to fill the gap between the Mini and the iPhone. Let the buyer decide if they want a Phablet or a Tablet.
They're already part way there with the iPod Touch, which is essentially an iPhone without a radio.
If you're really looking around for shareholder reaction, Carl, here's one. Keep your filthy short-term gain investment hands off Apple. Get a real job somewhere instead of trying to wring a nickel out of other people's ingenuity and creativity. Leach.
I often exceed the speed limit by a few Mph near my home but have not been ticketed by the local cop yet. So I guess when, and if, he does I can politely refuse to pull over because he has let me get away with it previously.