UGH. Please let this not be true.
No better way to say you're "hip with the kids" than to pre-load some U2 on their phones.
They can't be this dumb. I don't believe it. Jimmy Iovine would quit in protest.
It's not crazy, Curacao is one of the most stable countries in the area, with a high standard of living. It's not easy to find South or Central American countries that don't have some degree of political or social or economic instability.
These are all things that Wolfram Alpha answers, really. Hopefully Apple's got a good agreement with them because without Wolfram Alpha, Siri would only be able to do web searches. MAYBE they're working something out with IBM and Watson. (Dreaming here.)