Really, cheer up. Written by me it would do.
"Just One More Thing"
"Barred from the MS Hospital by Bill Gates' wife, we did have the option of iAndroid but Steve didn't like options
So, out of respect for his dogma..."
Schiller slides a gleaming black box from his shirt pocket
"we've called it iCadaver
Using all we have learned about miniaturisation we've managed to fit Steve into a tapered 0.5"x2" box