You can go to the iBook store and get the Tucker Max book. There is a chapter on his experience with a midget. It's actually pretty funny.
In fact I anything I've ever read in playboy pales in comparison to the Tucker max stories.
Your companies products seems to have a limited market niche compared to the iPad. You certainly won't be selling those things for $500. I am sure it is a very good product, but you're comparing apples to oranges. Your sales will be in the 100's or 1000's, certainly not the 10,000,000's that the iPad will sell in.