"I had to go home to my laptop and check Google Maps! Why did I upgraded to iOS 6?!?"
Go buy an Android. People who are too retarded to use Google Maps on Safari on their supposed iPhone don't deserve to be Apple users.
I've got a problem with this quote, which is clearly bullshitus maximus:
"There was also the matter of getting the Impossible Studios team up and running with desks, chairs, staplers and computers."
Um... yeah, right. That takes a week, maximum, morons! Need a new office manager much?
Bull. The white face is a continuation of the original iPod design, the design that started it all. I had a 5GB original iPod, and I have a 7th generation Nano, and it's clear where the design inspiration came from.
Now go away back to Looney Lumia Land.