Amazon couldn't even pay me enough money to use that piece of trash.
Remember all those first-time iPhone buyers back in 2007 that rioted after Steve Jobs dropped the price a month (or whatever) later? How's about all those iHaters that jumped on that price-drop to ridicule the buyers?
Well? I expect (and demand) that Amazon do the right thing and refund the difference to those first-time buyers too. I know they won't, but they should.