La-di-da. We stayed at the Lamb at Hindon some years back, which boasts timbers dating to the 12th century. The floor in our room had settled so badly off level that a tray of Malvern Water brought to us by the innkeeper damn near slid off the top of the dresser. Charming, those historic English structures, complete with chain pulls on the crappers and puny flash water heaters in the showers! By the way, have they designated Fawlty Towers an English Heritage site yet?