I am sorry but all these things have been invented. you can see them all on youtube.
rocket shoes - see JackAss movie
banana cameras- search the phase on Youtube.
touch screen dildos- there's an app for that. wobble or ijiggles
spring loaded beer- a college student invented a fridge that shoots beers a few years ago. look for it on youtube
invisible gum- they are invisible. no one wants to see what's in your mouth.
computers for dogs- see New Yorker cartoon. "on the...
Right. Since Apple makes the SW and HW , just breaking down the App # dont give the whole picture. you have to add the ATT subsidiary number and touch number to this. Especially because Apple only has 3 Apps amount 30,000.
you know, i like John's blog and John's comments on RoughlyDrafted, but is AI shilling for John or is this a really really really slow news day that you would give a blogger front page. I dont read anything that indicates John is an expert in any field like DED of RoughlyDrafted is.
But than again, these "analyst" are guessing, anyways.