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In related news, there was a really sick guy who walked into a doctor's office recently, and the doctor was testing out his new Android phone, to see how well it would work for...
Apple reports biggest quarter in its history, setting sales records. Also sets new corporate quarterly record in tech sector.
*couldn't sell infinity-million...
"A new report claims"
This is how all that shit we hate starts.
Analyst 1: Hey Ed, there's a new report from somewhere claiming that Apple's going to introduce an edible iPhone made entirely of lead.
Analyst 2:...
What nobody knows (but the more far-sighted realize) is that 2013 will be the year that Apple, seemingly out of nowhere, reimagines and revolutionizes yet another segment of the tech industry.
The hilarious part of it...
*wants to buy a Mac*
*tries an iPad*
*reconsiders Mac purchase*
Now multiply that by a lot of people. That's at least *in part* responsible for recent declines in Mac...
Apple's performance is not the problem. Apple's consumers are not the problem. Apple's products are not the problem.
Wall Street and its base of "analysts" and their unrealistic, inflated expectations, based on flimsy...
